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Amy Wax. That’s The Headline. You Know What She Did.

Was the ghost of Judge Taney not able to make the Tucker Carlson show?

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Amy Wax

Life has a couple constants: Taxes, big wheels keep on turning, and Amy Wax is gonna use her tenure to share scholarship she likely picked up from a Klan rally. That said, the Bat Signal has been shone upon the latest goofy-ass aside she gave on national television, and a Dark Knight must rise to the occasion.

Noted. Penn Law’s Professor Umbridge umbridged it up again with the guy who thinks LSAT scores are an accurate Learned Hand O’ Meter™️.

Now can we stop talking about her? I’m serious — I can no longer bear typing anything resembling “Breaking News: Amy Wax is the aunt David Duke has to give a disclaimer for at Thanksgiving dinner.” I’m tired of hearing what she has to say and I’m sure you’re tired of reading it. Amy is the Tony the Tiger of virulent racism but instead of “They’re Grrrrrreat!” you just get two minutes of her complaining about Blacks and Asians. I’m pretty sure you could ask her about the weather and you’d get something along the lines of “Oh, the day is nice. At least it would be if not for the wind. Must be those Blacks in Chicago up to no good.” If I had to choose between singing Robert Kelly’s greatest hits at my boss’s child’s 13th birthday party or listening to Amy Wax poetic about how broken minorities are, cue Honey Love on the karaoke machine. I am declaring a moratorium on any more hot takes from anyone named Amy from here on out about anything. I don’t even want to hear your opinion on the show Narcos if you share your namesake with the professor. Where are the Beths or the Kathys? Is there a Dolly in the house? Parton preferably but at this point I’m just desperate for someone else to have the microphone.

She’s not changing and Penn likely won’t either unless people start putting their money where their politics are and stop attending one of the main schools that got their financial start from slavery or US News ties law school rankings to how many of the staff are quoted by actual Nazis. And it has to be a negative correlation, by the way.

Stop giving White supremacists airtime and focus on the important things. LIKE THE KINGDOM HEARTS 4 TRAILER DROPPING! WOOP WOOP!

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Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s.  He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.

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