Morning Docket: 07.26.22

* When Pigs Finance: Pork antitrust suit settles for $102m. [Bloomberg Law] * Portland's new class of law breakers? Kids on spicy bikes. [Bike Portland] * What's Eating John Roberts?: An inside look at the politics behind Dobbs. To be fair, I haven't seen the movie, nor do I know what it is about, but the lead in was catchy, right? [CNN] * The petty continues, this time targeting Greg Abbott. Totally here for it. [Newsweek] * Good luck remembering all the laws. Try to avoid turkey sandwiches! [Reddit]

BUsinessman holding a Piggy bank Money rich* When Pigs Finance: Pork antitrust suit settles for $102m. [Bloomberg Law]

* Portland’s new class of law breakers? Kids on spicy bikes. [Bike Portland]

* What’s Eating John Roberts?: An inside look at the politics behind Dobbs. To be fair, I haven’t seen the movie, nor do I know what it is about, but the lead in was catchy, right? [CNN]

* The petty continues, this time targeting Greg Abbott. Totally here for it. [Newsweek]

* Good luck remembering all the laws. Try to avoid turkey sandwiches! [Reddit]


Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s.  He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.