Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 03.03.23

* Sometimes juries don't need to deliberate for long. [Law360] * "Nooses found at plant" seems like a headline that shouldn't be coming up in 2023. [Reuters] * "Rap lyrics" requires its own law apparently. [ABC] * Biden plans to sign law imposing colonial rule on DC. Mark all of these names down because they should never be allowed to mention "states rights" again. [Washington Post] * Zoom bombing porn derailed Fed governor's event. If only it could derail his votes, we might have a functional economy again... [CNN] * ERA suffers from arbitrary shot clock and let's be honest you don't know if I'm talking about baseball or basic human rights right now. [Bloomberg]

By Above the Law on March 03, 2023 9:08 am

guilty verdict after jury trial* Sometimes juries don’t need to deliberate for long. [Law360]

* “Nooses found at plant” seems like a headline that shouldn’t be coming up in 2023. [Reuters]

* “Rap lyrics” requires its own law apparently. [ABC]

* Biden plans to sign law imposing colonial rule on DC. Mark all of these names down because they should never be allowed to mention “states rights” again. [Washington Post]

* Zoom bombing porn derailed Fed governor’s event. If only it could derail his votes, we might have a functional economy again… [CNN]

* ERA suffers from arbitrary shot clock and let’s be honest you don’t know if I’m talking about baseball or basic human rights right now. [Bloomberg]