Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 07.11.23

* This is a shocker, but law firms aren't all that great at business. [Law.com] * Jones Day tried to pile the risk of sanctions atop a summary judgment motion that hasn't even been decided yet. The judge declined to indulge this lunacy. [Reuters] * Steve Bannon ordered to pay his bills. [CNBC] * Northwestern fired its football coach after the campus paper uncovered a string of hazing abuses. He's hired Winston & Strawn. [The Spun] * Proposing a ChatGPT tax to cover the cost of AI mistakes. Some form of mandatory liability insurance is probably more efficient, but yeah. [Bloomberg Law News] * Firms need to get a jump on recruiting clerks, but "mid-trial" is too much of a jump. [Law360]

By Above the Law on July 11, 2023 9:15 am

Stressed Man Looking How his Money Fly Vector Cartoon* This is a shocker, but law firms aren’t all that great at business. [Law.com]

* Jones Day tried to pile the risk of sanctions atop a summary judgment motion that hasn’t even been decided yet. The judge declined to indulge this lunacy. [Reuters]

* Steve Bannon ordered to pay his bills. [CNBC]

* Northwestern fired its football coach after the campus paper uncovered a string of hazing abuses. He’s hired Winston & Strawn. [The Spun]

* Proposing a ChatGPT tax to cover the cost of AI mistakes. Some form of mandatory liability insurance is probably more efficient, but yeah. [Bloomberg Law News]

* Firms need to get a jump on recruiting clerks, but “mid-trial” is too much of a jump. [Law360]