Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 10.11.23

* Clarence Thomas decides to push out a quick "the First Amendment should protect me more" opinion for funsies. [Courthouse News Service] * Mr. Beast at the center of AI/Deep Fake controversy after cybercriminals pretending to be him proposed giving away something someone might want. [Bloomberg Law News] * And here come the intellectual vapid responses to the NYU Law situation. Honestly, how hard is it to endorse the slightest bit of nuance? [National Review] * Meanwhile, diplomats are pointing to Israel's response as already in breach of international law. [Politico] * 49 percent of lawyers are satisfied with work-life balance meaning 51 percent of lawyers are deluded liars. [LegalCheek] * Opioid special master protected by judicial "what are you, on crack?" privilege. [Law.com] * Somehow this headline is "giant gas company has biggest acquisition of the year" and not "oligopoly plays monopoly." [Law360] * Utah sues TikTok in bid to protect children even though they still allow 16 year olds to get married. Priorities! [Reuters

By Above the Law on October 11, 2023 8:52 am

989580* Clarence Thomas decides to push out a quick “the First Amendment should protect me more” opinion for funsies. [Courthouse News Service]

* Mr. Beast at the center of AI/Deep Fake controversy after cybercriminals pretending to be him proposed giving away something someone might want. [Bloomberg Law News]

* And here come the intellectual vapid responses to the NYU Law situation. Honestly, how hard is it to endorse the slightest bit of nuance? [National Review]

* Meanwhile, diplomats are pointing to Israel’s response as already in breach of international law. [Politico]

* 49 percent of lawyers are satisfied with work-life balance meaning 51 percent of lawyers are deluded liars. [LegalCheek]

* Opioid special master protected by judicial “what are you, on crack?” privilege. [Law.com]

* Somehow this headline is “giant gas company has biggest acquisition of the year” and not “oligopoly plays monopoly.” [Law360]

* Utah sues TikTok in bid to protect children even though they still allow 16 year olds to get married. Priorities! [Reuters