Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 03.11.24

* Legal industry adds 2700 jobs last month. And all of them are already regretting it. [Law360] * Federal Circuit says their pocket impeachment of Judge Pauline Newman is totally constitutional. It's apparently written right next to the part where the drafters wrote "just kidding" after the insurrection clause [Reuters] * Companies rethinking deals based on "head spinning changes to antitrust enforcement." And be "head spinning" we mean "actually occasionally enforcing the law." [Corporate Counsel] * Polygraph tests... still bad. [ABA Journal] * Pentagon says it finds no evidence of alien technology. But they WOULD say that wouldn't they? [Courthouse News Service] * Legal-minded AI vendor Harvey hiring "all sorts" of lawyers. [Bloomberg Law News]

By Above the Law on March 11, 2024 8:48 am

grow growth growing chart graph blackboard chalkboar * Legal industry adds 2700 jobs last month. And all of them are already regretting it. [Law360]

* Federal Circuit says their pocket impeachment of Judge Pauline Newman is totally constitutional. It’s apparently written right next to the part where the drafters wrote “just kidding” after the insurrection clause [Reuters]

* Companies rethinking deals based on “head spinning changes to antitrust enforcement.” And be “head spinning” we mean “actually occasionally enforcing the law.” [Corporate Counsel]