* Linklaters invited alums to dating show. Apparently thought “making whoopie” meant “billing.” [Roll on Friday]
* After the district judge noted that victims of cancer causing products had waited unduly long for relief solely because of Ted Frank’s objection, he has now successfully delayed that relief even longer. To be clear, Frank wrote Above the Law demanding that we point out that his Elevnth Circuit appeal successfully remanded recovery for victims so… congrats? [Law360]
* Clocks. Broken. Twice a day. [NY Times]
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* White nationalist group claims legal situation “finished” them. Aw… we remember when they were whipping up their followers to complain about us. [SPLC]
* Today, someone is going to allow Josh Blackman to explain how the real crime is pointing out Donald Trump’s criminality. [Reuters]
* New Tesla GC “shows staying power” in role everyone forgot existed for a while. [Law.com]
* Latham mulls stratospheric pay (psst… do it, do it, do it). [American Lawyer]