Morning Docket: 09.13.24

* Biglaw firm suffers toilet explosion. Skibidi's forces grow closer every day. [Roll on Friday] * Alina Habba settles with waitress who sued her alleging that the lawyer convinced her to sign away her rights against a Trump company. [Independent] * Newsmax will face Smartmatic trial this month. [AP] * Correspondence reveals that behind closed doors, Sandra Day O'Connor expressed hesitation to overturn Roe despite her misgivings and Scalia was a total prick about her "irrational" legal reasoning. So... we didn't really learn anything new. [CNN] * SEC closes up its team focused on rooting out companies lying about their ESG initiatives. Because if you can't trust corporations to always tell investors the truth, who can you trust? [Bloomberg Law News] * DC Circuit to hear TikTok ban case on Monday. [Reuters]

Sad Poop* Biglaw firm suffers toilet explosion. Skibidi’s forces grow closer every day. [Roll on Friday]

* Alina Habba settles with waitress who sued her alleging that the lawyer convinced her to sign away her rights against a Trump company. [Independent]

* Newsmax will face Smartmatic trial this month. [AP]

* Correspondence reveals that behind closed doors, Sandra Day O’Connor expressed hesitation to overturn Roe despite her misgivings and Scalia was a total prick about her “irrational” legal reasoning. So… we didn’t really learn anything new. [CNN]

* SEC closes up its team focused on rooting out companies lying about their ESG initiatives. Because if you can’t trust corporations to always tell investors the truth, who can you trust? [Bloomberg Law News]

* DC Circuit to hear TikTok ban case on Monday. [Reuters]

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