* Biglaw facing backlash over super early 1L hiring. [Financial Times]
* Judge’s law license suspended for vulgar, racist language. [Bloomberg Law News]
* Defense team hopes jurors won’t believe their client in Tupac murder trial. [Reuters]
* Seventh Circuit strikes down Indiana ban on telling minors that abortion exists in other states. [ABA Journal]
* Bar complaint lodged against DHS general counsel over comparing federal judges to murderers. [The Hill]
* Many legal products are built on OpenAI tech. It’s time to seriously consider the possibility that OpenAI goes out of business soon. [Where’s Your Ed At?]
* Maintaining poker face throughout, Lady Gaga prevails over intellectual property claim brought by surf brand claiming that she violated their trademark. [Law360]
* Oklahoma Secretary of State arrested for being drunk at a late night McDonald’s. As if there’s a sober reason to be at a late night McDonald’s. [TMZ]
* Solicitor disciplined for answering legal questions on advice website… where he earned almost double his actual legal salary. [Legal Cheek]
* Court gives Uber’s RICO suit against personal injury firms zero stars. [Insurance Journal]