* With a stroke of his pen, Delaware’s governor quickly pleased the state’s gays. You won’t hear them complaining about this one minute man any time soon. [USA Today]
* On Friday the Thirteenth, it’s fitting to tell you about this herpes-laden, lawsuit horror story. What happens in Vegas never stays in Vegas, especially when you tape it in the nude. [Daily Mail]
* You know those witty little sayings about how people in different professions do it? Well, here’s a new one. Psychologists do it on a couch. With your wife. [New York Times]
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* Illinois expects you to change your innie to an outie, and vice versa, if you want your gender to be changed on your birth certificate. [Chicago Tribune]
* This lady wins the prize for most embarrassing mother ever. Can you imagine growing up and being known as the kid whose mom sued Chuck E. Cheese? [San Diego Union-Tribune]
* $10M in debt, tax lady Roni Deutch is closing her firm, leaving 200 people without jobs. I think it’s fair to say that we can now go with the phonetic spelling of her name: douche. [Sacto 9-1-1 / Sacramento Bee]