And now for a reminder that the Federalist Society thinks putting an alleged attempted rapist on the Supreme Court is great fun. From Cornell Law School:

Get it? It’s about beer regulations. And their choice for the Supreme Court repeatedly lied under oath about how much beer he drank. So it’s funny.
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Join the FedSoc next week when they host a gun regulation symposium titled: “The Unarmed Saps Of Sandy Hook.” I’ll bet they co-sponsor it with Fisher-Price who will offer a “My First AR-15” as a door prize.
Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at [email protected]. He will resist.