Recent Headlines from Above the Law
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Law Schools
Law School Wants You To Know They Lost Your Exam... K Thx BYE!!!!!!!
GW is going through some things. -
Law Schools
Conservative Law Student Objects To Being Negatively Stereotyped For Wearing MAGA Hat, #BuildTheWall T-Shirt
The struggle is real for Republican law students. -
Law Schools
Living With MAGA Hats In The Law School Classroom
What happens when a law student reportedly tries to 'racially antagonize' a law professor? -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 03.28.19
* Judge rules that groping is not sexual harassment because twerking exists. This is going to shock you, but the opinion wasn’t written by either Kavanaugh or Thomas. [Legal Cheek]
* Where will the Mueller team go now that their work is done? I just want Mueller to stare directly into a camera and say, “I’m going to Disneyworld.” [National Law Journal]
* More Biglaw firms joining the Varsity Blues case. [American Lawyer]
* Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t believe Gonzaga exists outside of a basketball team. The law school dean went on TV to prove Gonzaga is a real school. [Law.com]
* When is a potato skin not a potato skin? [Law360]
* First pass interference, now this: Bob Kraft’s prostitution videos are probably public records so we’ll get to review those soon enough. [Deadspin]
* Abbe Lowell’s email issues now include a record of him trying to influence the Cohen testimony to cover for Ivanka. [Vanity Fair]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 12.12.18
* Yale Law School’s list of the most memorable quotes of the year is out, and Rudy Giuliani’s “truth isn’t truth” and Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s “I still like beer” coming in first and second place, respectively. Congratulations on all of your success. [Newsweek]
* After some dealmaking with Republicans, Senator Kamala Harris will remain on the Senate Judiciary Committee. The problem here is that another GOP seat will be added, but right now, it seems like there’s no one out there who wants to take up this important role. [Washington Post]
* Yup, I’m just going to leave this one right here: “Senate Lawyer Deemed ‘Not Qualified’ by ABA Confirmed to Eighth Circuit.” [National Law Journal]
* Kirkland & Ellis will have a new leader soon, but that doesn’t mean the firm’s lateral hiring spree will end. “[T]he Kirkland threat of poaching isn’t going away anytime soon and might get worse,” says one of the firm’s partners. [American Lawyer]
* The Senate will take a look at a criminal justice reform in a revised version of the First Step Act later this month. Per President Trump, the bill “looks like it’s going to be passing, hopefully, famous last words, on a very bipartisan way.” [Reuters]
* Remember that dustup at GW Law between the SBA and the Jewish Law Student Association? Students say the administration has “swept the incident under the rug” and won’t resolve the situation until next semester. [GW Hatchet]
* When do women get seats on corporate boards? When it’s required by law. That’s certainly less than than inspiring. Time to start lobbying. [Big Law Business]
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Law Schools
Friends Of Law Student Accused Of Making Anti-Semitic Remarks Employ Kavanaugh Defense
We can't know what was said, but we can know everything is worse now. -
Law Schools
Woman Is Sexually Assaulted While Visiting Law School
She probably doesn't want to enroll at this school anymore... -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 12.11.17
* Sitting en banc, the Seventh Circuit reinstated the conviction of Making a Murderer’s Brendan Dassey in a split decision. If you recall, Dassey’s conviction was overturned by a federal magistrate in June 2016, and that ruling was later affirmed by a three-judge panel of the Seventh Circuit this June. [ABA Journal]
* Dean Blake Morant says GW Law enrolled a smaller incoming class this fall in order to stop its downward slide in the U.S. News rankings. Because of the smaller class, some programs are being cut and there’s a freeze on staff hiring. Yikes. [GW Hatchet]
* What is special counsel Robert Mueller’s legal endgame in this Russia probe? Some think that this could turn into an obstruction of justice case, while others think this could turn into a conspiracy case. What’ll it be? This investigation has no end in sight, so we’ll have to wait a bit longer to find out. [NPR]
* Kevin McIntyre, the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission’s new chairman, has given us a little $1.8 million peek into the Jones Day black box in his financial disclosure. [National Law Journal]
* The legal profession had something to be thankful for this November: according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the legal sector grew by 600 jobs. [American Lawyer]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 10.20.17
* Judge Posner wasn’t kidding when he said he wanted to help pro ses. Now that he’s retired, he’s decided to “dedicate [his] post-judicial career” to the cause. He recently filed an affidavit to serve as advisory counsel to a pro se litigant before the Fourth Circuit. [Big Law Business]
* This administration is full of Biglaw attorneys: Trump’s nominee to lead the FTC is Joseph Simons, co-chairman of the antitrust group at Paul, Weiss. Prior to joining the firm, he served as the Director of the Bureau of Competition at the FTC. Congrats! [National Law Journal]
* Harvard Law’s Student Government is planning to conduct a mental health survey in an effort to assist students with mental health issues. They’re also teaming up with Parody, the school’s law revue squad, to film videos addressing mental health issues. Hmm, nothing at all could possibly go wrong here. [Harvard Crimson]
* GW Law School has implemented a bunch of diversity initiatives this year, but apparently the members of the faculty have absolutely no idea what they are or what they entail. This… doesn’t seem very helpful. [GW Hatchet]
* Johnny Depp has filed a malpractice suit against Hergott Diemer Rosenthal LaViolette Feldman Schenkman & Goodman (that’s a mouthful), claiming the firm and its lawyers had a hand in putting him in a bad place financially. [Am Law Daily]
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Law Schools
This Teenager Is About To Take The Law School World By Storm
Which law school will he be attending? -
Biglaw, Summer Associates
The Best Way To Score A Biglaw Summer Associate Gig? Save A Partner's Life
This hero was rewarded -- generously. -
Biglaw, Crime, Law Schools
Meet The D.C. Law Student Who Came To The Rescue Of A Biglaw Partner
"The word hero is thrown around casually," said the partner. "This guy is a hero." -
Biglaw, Crime, Law Schools
Who Is The Mystery Law Student Who Came To The Rescue Of A Biglaw Partner?
If you're the law student who might have saved this partner's life, please come forward! -
Law Revue Video Contest
Law Revue Video Contest 2017: Honorable Mentions
They may not have made it to the finals, but they're still worth checking out. -
Donald Trump, Law Schools, Romance and Dating
Lawyer Takes Dating Advice From Donald Trump, Looks For Someone To 'Grab [Her] By The P*ssy'
Make the world your own personal "locker room" with Donald Trump's pick-up lines. -
Contests, Law Revue, Law Revue Video Contest, Videos
Law Revue Video Contest 2016: The Winner!
Congratulations to our most deserving winner! -
Contests, Law Revue, Law Revue Video Contest, Law Schools, Videos
Law Revue Video Contest 2016: Honorable Mentions
These videos didn't make the finals, but they're still excellent and worth checking out. -
Contests, Law Revue, Law Revue Video Contest, Videos
Law Revue Video Contest 2016: The Finalists!
Who will win this year's Law Revue Video Contest? It’s up to you. Start voting now! -
Law Schools, Reader Polls
The Decision: In Search Of An Upturned Collar
If you love UVA Law "culture," and you get into UVA Law, do you really have a choice? -
B for Beauty, Law Schools
Law Student Turned Pageant Queen With A Purpose
For her efforts this law student won a shiny new saddle and an LLM.