The John Roberts Webinar Of Power
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BBC: Who Better To Break Down Ghislaine Maxwell Verdict Than… Guy Accused In The Same Matter?
Hey, networks! Expand your rolodex.
Reasoning, Tool Calling, And Agentic Systems In Legal LLMs
Domain-specific AI provides accuracy and reliable legal reasoning.
Alan Dershowitz Eulogizes Beloved Civil Rights Leader As ‘Bigot’ Because That’s How He Rolls
Does he even get why he's so popular with Fox News?
Cease & Desist Letters Are RICO And Other Complete Nonsense Alan Dershowitz Is Peddling Now
The conspiracy was sending C&Ds to people saying not to defame them and then *nefariously* suing the people who actually did defame them.
Alan Dershowitz Blasted By Larry David At Martha’s Vineyard Grocery Store
In today's episode, the role of Susie will be played by Alan Dershowitz.
Alan Dershowitz Beams In To Pillowpallooza To Talk Sh*t About The First Amendment
That's ... not how Constitution goes.
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Swing by Booth 800 for a look at the latest in AI-powered case management.
Dershowitz Sues Netflix For Making Him Look… Not Great!
No small feat when you read this nutty complaint.
Morning Docket: 05.27.21
* A lawsuit filed by a former college basketball player against Adidas has been dismissed. Maybe he should take Adidas's slogan "impossible is nothing" to heart if filing an appeal... [Oregonian] * A man accused of shooting a New Hampshire pastor has pleaded guilty to assaulting his own lawyer. [AP] * The University of Miami has fired the dean of its law school, and members of the law school community are reportedly not pleased. [Miami Hurricane] * Alan Dershowitz is reportedly suing Netflix over a docuseries about Jeffrey Epstein. [Fox Business] * A judge has lowered a sentence after a defendant alleged "shady shenanigans" by a federal prosecutor. Surely, the lawyer didn't use the word "shenanigans" lightly... [ABA Journal]
Law Professor Refuses To Speculate Wildly Just To Get On TV… See, Dersh, It Is Possible!
Discretion is the better part of valor.
Alan Dershowitz Just Wondering Why Convicted Murderers Don’t Get To Go Home Pending Appeal
How is that even fair?
Paying for Law School in 2025: A Straight-Talk Playbook
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MyPillow Guy Suing Dominion For THE RICO
And he's bringing Dershowitz along for the ride.
Oh Great, Alan Dershowitz Has Advice For Andrew Cuomo
Of course he defends the man accused of sexual harassment.
Morning Docket 02.10.21
* A woman is apparently considering a lawsuit against the maker of Gorilla Glue after she purportedly sustained damage from using the product in her hair. Not sure the claims will "stick"... [Fox News] * Alan Dershowitz added his own voice to the chorus of commentators who believe Donald Trump's impeachment lawyers did not do a good job on the first day of the impeachment trial. [Yahoo News] * An animal rights lawyer is accused of hiring a hitman to kill her ex-husband and his girlfriend. [New York Daily News] * The Senate has set a hearing date to advance the nomination of Merrick Garland to be Attorney General of the United States. [Hill] * The union that represents performers who dress up as Disney characters is facing some legal challenges. It would be interesting to see those union members walk a picket line... [ABC News]
Morning Docket: 01.22.21
* Google is asking that an antitrust lawsuit filed against it be moved from Texas to California. Interesting, seems like Silicon Valley types keep moving from California to Texas... [Reuters] * A group called Lawyers Defending American Democracy are calling for Rudy Giuliani to face professional discipline over his work for President Trump. [Hill] * A judge has ruled that a lawsuit seeking to dissolve the National Rifle Association can move forward. [ABC News] * Numerous lawsuits have been filed over the helicopter crash last year that killed NBA star Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and several other passengers. [USA Today] *Alan Dershowitz claims that the Senate does not have jurisdiction to hold President Trump's impeachment trial. Sounds a little like a "sovereign citizen" argument... [Law & Crime]
Alan Dershowitz Willing To Defend Donald Trump Again, Shocking Absolutely No One
Because shamelessness isn't a job, it's a lifestyle.