Boycott

* I wonder if Elon factored in International Law when he bought his “free speech” platform? He definitely didn’t factor in parody. [QZ]

* Yale Law keeps its enemies closer. [Yale Daily News]

* Need a legal bird’s eye view? Got you covered. [Law.com]

* Few things are worse than a power tripping judge and strict textualism. [Reddit]

* Want to have a good 3Lol? Plan for it before disaster strikes. [Bloomberg Law]

* The city of brotherly love just got hit with a suit for aiding abortion access. [Inquirer]

* The big bucks are coming in for more summer associates. [Business Insider]

* Tired of lawyers making bar review jokes? Cheers to love and wine! [Washingtonian]

* Hey employment law professors, new hypo material  just dropped! Maybe you can modify it to be a nice little antitrust issue too? [CNN]

Knowing your new phone doesn't have the residue of slavery in it? Priceless.

* Virginia cops got caught using forged DNA reports to extract confessions. Due process, schmue process. [Associated Press]

* The FTC gets the go-ahead to try and force Meta to divest Instagram and WhatsApp. Love me some antitrust! [The Guardian]

* A court heavily influenced by big money with no binding code of judicial conduct (read: the Supreme one) will be giving their say on money’s role on politics. I’m sure their decision won’t be a blank check for oligarchs. [Esquire]

* Turns out there was a bit of electoral voter fraud in Nevada. But what’s a little forgery and disruption of democracy between friends, really? [8NewsNow]

* Students are boycotting firms based on the causes they get their money from. Will you put your heart where your billables are too? [The Nation]

* No WWJD defense: Court nixes religious exemption to vaccine mandate for school kids. [Courant]

If you want to join the girlcott, all you have to do is commit to visiting South Carolina sometime in 2021 (whenever it is safe, pandemic-wise) and to spending some money there, if and only if Jaime Harrison wins the Senate seat.