Jimmy Kimmel

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 04.08.22

* Standing Evacuation: Republicans flee en masse as Judge Jackson is confirmed to the highest court in the land. [Mediaite] * Marjorie Taylor Greene, who advocated for the execution of Democrat politicians in 2018 and 2019, ran to the police because of a joke on Jimmy Kimmel. Talk about a snowflake. [Twitter] * The 4th as a nicety: Portland Police did a bunch of snooping and data collection on protestors without really explaining why. [Oregon Live] * Texan charged with assault after an argument over mosquitoes. You're supposed to swat them, not your friends. [NBC News] * Post-school suspensions: several hundred attorneys got their licenses suspended over paperwork. Mind your P&Qs or risk your J&Ds. [Oregon Live]

By Chris Williams
Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 08.21.15

* Tough legal questions that need to be answered: What to do when you inherit a school bus full of guns? [Adequate Man] * Do you know when to quit Biglaw? If you're miserable, when should you start the search for your next career? [Corporette] * When it is Justice v. Football on college campuses, justice usually loses -- a look at Baylor's investigation of Sam Ukwuachu. [Deadspin] * Finally, a job that makes Biglaw look appealing. [Careerist] * A Biglaw firm doing parental leave right. [Talentkeepers] * What is real? Can it be the essence of a character distilled? [What About Paris] * Toddlers' favorite lawyer makes a late night appearance [YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAPCz6_8nuE

By Kathryn Rubino