Oklahoma City University School of Law

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 03.27.15

220px-Antonin_Scalia,_SCOTUS_photo_portrait* That new Justice Scalia play we've been talking about is a delightful piece of fiction. And by "fiction," we mean it portrays Scalia as nuanced and complex as opposed to the right-wing rubber stamp he's become. [Slate] * A glossy firm website doesn't quite match the reality of Google Street View. [Roll On Friday] * Texas wants to make it illegal for you to tape a cop beating. That's ridiculous enough, but that's not the end of the sentence. Texas wants to make it illegal for you to tape a cop beating... you. [Lowering The Bar] * Court rules that neighbor's Wifi harmed the plaintiff. I suppose he could have mitigated any damage if he'd worn his tinfoil hat more often. [New Mexico Courts] * A fascinating, still updating Twitter feed recounting 5 months in lockup. It's part of a promotion for a new ebook Life Locked (affiliate link). It's like Orange Is The New Black with a lot fewer lesbians. [Life Locked] * Speaking of prisons, would feeding prisoners to lions really be much worse than the hellholes we currently keep them in? [Redline] * The new Miss D.C. U.S.A. is an Oklahoma City University School of Law grad. It's a J.D. Advantage position. [Washington Post] * An essay has surfaced allegedly written by ATL mainstay Kyle Bristow's soon-to-be ex-wife. She... doesn't sound happy. [View from 206] * Conservatives have some issues with Loretta Lynch, but are they blowing one complaint wildly out of proportion? [WiseLawNY]

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Non-Sequiturs: 03.05.13

* Legal advertising meets Godwin’s Law. [Lowering the Bar] * Carla Spivack of Oklahoma City University’s law school suggests rethinking the logic of statutes that prevent a killer from inheriting from their victims. Spivak argues that most of such killings involve escaping abusive situations and not a “child who kills a grandparent to hasten an inheritance.” Um, Spivak hasn’t watched enough Murder, She Wrote. [The Faculty Lounge] * “Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?” I’m not sure, but I’m a sporting fellow! Fetch me a scalpel and your finest rock! [Legal Juice] * Dunkin’ Donut’s employee used hot coffee to spoil a robbery while yelling “go run on Dunkin.’” Moral of the story: Next time rob Winchell’s. [NBC New York] * Bear Lawyer grapples with sequestration. I’m fairly certain the chalkboard behind him is a direct reproduction of a notepad Paul Ryan used. [Bear Lawyer, LLC] * Subway founder says regulations would prevent him from building his business today. “I had an easy time of it in the ’60s when I started.” Yes, it’s harder to cut costs with horse meat today, but you can still dare to dream. [Overlawyered] * Mila Kunis is the greatest interview ever, turning the whole thing around on a nervous interviewer. There are a couple important lessons here for litigators: (1) don't get too stuck to your script; and, (2) if you're going to let the witness take over the examination, just hope they're trying to help you. Video after the jump. [YouTube via BBC Radio 1]