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Summer Associate Really Wanted To Sink Her Teeth Into The Work — See Generally

Summer Associate Really Bit Off More Than She Could Chew: A summer associate decided to make a lasting impression -- via bite marks. Multiple chomped colleagues later, she’s learned Hannibal Lecter isn't the ideal lawyerly role model..

MAGA Meltdowns Down Realizing Superman Is Undocumented: Suffering a "Crisis on Infinite Cable Networks," Republicans freaked out this week because Superman is a literal undocumented alien.

Pam Bondi Solves Epstein Case By Losing All The Evidence: The only thing distracting Republican rage from Superman is Pam Bondi pulling an Al Capone's vault on that Epstein client list she swore was “on my desk.” Either her desk is a portal to another dimension or she lied.

This Demand Letter Response Brought To You By The Letters F and U: Lawyer's scorched Earth response involves less Latin, more "pardon my French."

Welcome to Equity! Please Deposit Your Soul And Way More Money: You might be shocked at how much firms charge their partners.

Get In The Office, Or Get Out: The RTO hammer drops again, because nothing builds morale like a badge swipe and having to risk a Summer Associate bite.

Elite Latham Litigator Joins Firm That Didn't Trade Integrity: Latham’s top appellate attorney defects to Jenner & Block in wake of Trump deal.

With Corrupt Allies Like These, Who Needs Imagined Enemies?: Trump administration put in tight spot after El Salvador admits prisoners sent to their prison remain under U.S. control, undermining weeks of DOJ representations to the courts claiming the opposite.

Be Sure To Fully Consider The Question Before Answering A Bar Exam Question... Especially If You ARE The Bar Exam: California's February disaster was the predictable result of moving too fast.

The Artificial Intelligence Legal Catastrophe Inches Closer To Reality — See Generally

AI Makes Up Cases, Court Says ‘Sure, Why Not’: Judge signed off on party's proposed order. Didn't bother to check the made up cases.

Textualism/Originalism May Be Bankrupt, But Like Donald Trump Always Is... Ignoring Costs, Harming People Who Trust Them In Good Faith, And Barreling Forward To The Next Crisis Of Their Own Making: Justice Breyer delivers well-crafted critiques that misunderstand that proponents aren't trying to win the argument, they're trying to have smart people treat them like they have ideas worth engaging.

John Roberts Replies On Cue: The Chief Justice took time out of his busy schedule to clarify that people like Breyer may have detailed, powerful, constitutionally valid criticisms, but they're losers because SCOREBOARD! SIX VOTES, SUCKAS!

Diddy Covers RICO Sauve: Prosecutors reached for racketeering. Missed.

The Definition Of Psychosis...: Speaking of doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, Trump appeals Perkins Coie loss.

Law Firms Exhibit Serious 'I Got Dumped, So Let’s Get Married' Energy: After losing 60 attorneys, Biglaw firm entertains merger talks.

Trump’s Lawyers Play Iowa Civ Pro Roulette: Team Trump’s legal eagles realized they needed to drop and refile their lawsuit. Probably a day late.

Biglaw Firm Parties Like It's 2019: Another Biglaw firm decides what associates really need is more fluorescent lighting.

Budget Bill Limits Student Loans: If law school is harder to pay for... maybe they'll lower tuition?

Sotomayor Paints Path For The Resistance — See Generally

Just Because You Lost The Battle, It Doesn't Mean You've Lost The War: Justice Sonia Sotomayor's dissent shows there is a way forward.

Perkins Coie Makes Some Big Staffing Changes: Staff bears the burnt of the cuts.

Biglaw Partner Watches A Little Too Much Pulp Fiction: And it shows in a most peculiar way.

Bummed About All Those Pesky Rights The Constitution Provides? Here's a plan, sue all the judges!

New Mega Firm Alert: Looks like McDermott Will & Schulte is really happening.

Milbank Is Going After The Trump Administration On Tariffs: Where was this chutzpah when Trump was threatening the firm?

Law Student Gets Rewarded For Writing A Paper Arguing The Constitution Is For White People: Law school dean is the model of ineptitude.

Latest In Supreme Court Opinions Reveal The Truth About Who The Justices Really Are — See Generally

Neil Gorsuch Tries To Get Cute With The Majority Opinion: It doesn't end well for him.

Embarrassing Courtroom Moment Caught On Camera: Maybe this is the real reason the Supreme Court shies away from cameras in the courtroom.

Of Course, SCOTUS Doesn't Need Cameras In The Courtroom To Attract The Worst Kind Of Attention: They have Samuel Alito for that.

The New Vault Biglaw Rankings Already Feel Hopelessly Stale: But that's what happens when the survey closes before the biggest industry story in a generation. Which is good news if your firm capitulated to Donald Trump.

But There Isn't A Ton Of Good News For Biglaw Firms That Bent A Knee To Trump: Lots -- and lots -- of bad news though.

New Law School Rankings Drop: From none other than Above the Law.

Third Amendment Trending, Which Is Never Great — See Generally

AirBnBivouac: Trump sent troops to L.A. with no plan to house them and everyone dusted off their pocket Constitutions.

Florida Secedes... Again: State supreme court orders state bar to back out of the American Bar Association.

From The Halls Of Montezuma To Wilshire Boulevard: Marines claim they're just detaining people, not arresting them. That's... not how this works.

Shed A Tear For Firm Adding A Tier: Debevoise eyes income partners.

Firm Looks To Hire All WASPs Of Life: Kirkland slashes diversity staff.

Court Can't Question Your Authorities If You Don't Include Any!: DOJ forgets to include table of authorities, failing 1L legal writing assignment.

DC Bar Election Highlights Stakes Facing Profession: Bar associations can't afford to sit on the sidelines.