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Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.05.18

* "It was a mistake. I swear to God," remarks Giuliani outlining the excuse for conflicting testimony that works like a charm for every other criminal defendant. [CNN] * Law professors point out that Trump's lawyers are bad at their jobs, which isn't news but will somehow dominate the news cycle and still not sway anyone who isn't already on board with these facts. [Politico] * Judge Aaron Perksy -- who sentenced rapist Brock Turner to a mere six months -- may get recalled today. So it's a good time to remind everyone of this older post laying out exactly how dangerous and misguided this is. Persky may deserve to lose his job in due course... but embracing the recall mechanism for judges who hand down lenient sentences is a one-way road to needless mass incarceration, usually with a heavy dose of racial bias. [Slate] * Liverpool player injured in nasty tackle has achieved immortality as the subject of a law school exam question. [BBC] * The NFL may have a new problem with its disastrous anthem policy -- it violates multiple state constitutions... in states with perennial playoff teams too. [Slate] * Despite the death of the prime suspect, Arizona law firms went ahead and beefed up security in the wake of the recent paralegal murders. [AZ Central] * The GOP tax bill accidentally put a tax on victims of sexual abuse because that's what happens when you railroad a bill through both chambers in the middle of the night with a bunch of hand-written amendments in the margins. [Bloomberg] * Sex workers are taking action against SESTA/FOSTA, the ill-conceived anti-human trafficking law that really just puts legitimate sex workers in danger -- almost like that was the politicians' plan all along. [Gizmodo]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.30.17

* "On the surface it looks like you covered this up," is never the most encouraging message to hear from the federal judge on your case. [The Recorder] * Jeffrey Wertkin, the former Akin Gump partner who sold whistleblower complaints to targeted companies, pleaded guilty. [Reuters] * Juror dismissed from FIFA corruption trial for falling asleep, proving a trial about soccer is just as thrilling as a game of soccer. [Law360] * The highest paid GCs in America. [Corporate Counsel] * Jones Day continues its drive to scoop up SCOTUS clerks by the bushel. [American Lawyer] * Neal Katyal has passed Thurgood Marshall as the minority lawyer with the most Supreme Court arguments. [Litigation Daily] * It looks like justices from both ends of the philosophical spectrum will come together to rule that the DOJ still needs to get warrants. Glad we can all come together to agree on this very, very low bar. [National Law Journal]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.14.17

* Jeff Sessions is considering a special counsel to probe the Clinton Foundation. This seems like an unforced error. Sure it generates some negative buzz about Democrats, but doesn't it also handcuff the administration from firing Mueller or pardoning anyone Mueller charges? [Huffington Post] * Law schools are offering more animal law courses and clinics which doesn't grossly exceed demand at all. [Texas Lawyer] * Brett Talley, the unqualified ghost hunter seeking to become the apotheosis of Trump's judicial nomination strategy forgot to mention that his wife is a White House attorney on his conflict disclosure. That's cool, it's not like the executive branch ever has a stake in litigation. [The Hill] * Does the hard drinking culture of law firms contribute to sexual harassment? No, if you're a drunk scumbag that means you were probably a scumbag to begin with. Don't blame the good people at Jack Daniel's for it. [Law.com] * The jurors in the trial of Senator Menendez are deadlocked, but have to trudge forward anyway... for now. This all just pushes off the point where he's acquitted because McDonnell made public corruption legal. [ABC News] * Roy Moore was banned from a mall for targeting teen girls. I presume this fact will drive his support among evangelicals even higher! [NY Daily News] * Not one, but two lawyers are in the race to become the next president of U.S. soccer. [American Lawyer] * Justice Kennedy is going to be the swing vote in Masterpiece Cakeshop... so how do the lawyers tailor their arguments to him. [Empirical SCOTUS]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 10.19.17

* The jury will be kept away from the press for the FIFA corruption case over concerns of a media frenzy. Americans respond, "what's a FIFA?" [Law360] * Some people think we're cranky lawyers, but this woman seems way crankier. [Law.com] * Roy Moore says kneeling during the national anthem is illegal showing the sort of crack legal acumen that got him kicked off the courts twice. [Washington Post] * Everyone's giving money to Cy Vance. You know, just in case they need to have a meeting with him. [New York Law Journal] * In case someone out there hasn't gotten the memo, law firms are the weak link in cybersecurity. [Business Insider] * Harvard Law student kicked off American Airlines flight with her baby. [The Root] * A student guide to judicial clerkships. [Prawfs Blawg]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 09.06.17

* Let the DACA lawsuits begin! [New York Law Journal] * But don't forget about the transgender ban -- we've got a new lawsuit over that too, courtesy of Latham & Watkins. [The Recorder] * New York AG Office secures up to 7-year sentence in Operation Vandelay Industries, which was exactly what you'd think it is. [Law360] * Richard Spencer is trying to speak at the University of Florida now as part of the ongoing real assault on campus free speech -- the deliberate efforts by Spencer and others to whip up enough protest so they can then agitate for schools to install roadblocks against organized dissent. And lawyers remain the easiest marks in the world for this con. [Corporate Counsel] * Former CIA Director John Brennan is joining Fordham Law School's Center on National Security. [Seattle Times] * A profile of Edward Hanover, FIFA's first-ever compliance officer. So all that stuff about countries buying votes and using slave labor is a thing of the past! Or, will be by 2022 anyway. [Law.com] * The Boston Red Sox have filmed a powerful ad for the Apple iWatch. [NY Times]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.29.17

* Phone sex operators are suing over labor law violations. Because, fittingly, you're not supposed to be able to f**k phone sex operators. [Law.com] * The National Law Journal continues to milk its ability to count because that's value add journalism! Today they count lawyers by city. [National Law Journal] * A list of high profile pro bono matters that Biglaw firms have taken on. Does your firm make the list? [American Lawyer] * Newly revealed FIFA report finds "appearance of improprieties." Yes, awarding an athletic tournament to a country with 120 degree weather and a slave labor bid does appear improper. Glad we got to the bottom of that. [Corporate Counsel] * Lawyers explain their travel hacks. [ABA Journal] * Divorce lawyer is also a matador. This isn't some kind of metaphor -- he fights bulls. [Chicago Tribune] * Nikki Haley becomes the latest official to run into Hatch Act trouble. [NPR] * Justice Breyer is the most talkative justice on the Supreme Court. I wonder who's the least talkative... [Law360]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 09.06.16

* Roger Ailes hires Hulk Hogan and Melania Trump lawyer Charles Harder for a possible suit against NY Mag. [Huffington Post] * As expected, Haynes & Boone has merged with Curtis Davis Garrard [Texas Lawyer] * Berkeley's Sujit Choudhry still coming to work amid sexual harassment claims. [ABC 7] * An update on the revenge porn law that's seen over 200 prosecuted in England and Wales. [CNET] * Avvo defends its fixed-fee legal services after a South Carolina ethics ruling dinged the practice. [Corporate Counsel] * Sullivan & Cromwell tapped to make one lucky French fan base learn what it's like to have Frank McCourt as an owner. [The Am Law Daily] * Second Circuit throws procedural roadblocks in front of workers seeking back wages. Happy Labor Day! [Law360]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 09.06.16

* Roger Ailes hires Hulk Hogan and Melania Trump lawyer Charles Harder for a possible suit against NY Mag. [Huffington Post] * As expected, Haynes & Boone has merged with Curtis Davis Garrard [Texas Lawyer] * Berkeley's Sujit Choudhry still coming to work amid sexual harassment claims. [ABC 7] * An update on the revenge porn law that's seen over 200 prosecuted in England and Wales. [CNET] * Avvo defends its fixed-fee legal services after a South Carolina ethics ruling dinged the practice. [Corporate Counsel] * Sullivan & Cromwell tapped to make one lucky French fan base learn what it's like to have Frank McCourt as an owner. [The Am Law Daily] * Second Circuit throws procedural roadblocks in front of workers seeking back wages. Happy Labor Day! [Law360]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 03.31.16

* The essential questions every in-house counsel should ask before they pick a law firm. [Forbes] * Donald Trump's comments advocating punishment for women who have abortions have been turned into an attack ad. That didn't take much time at all. [The Hill] * Read up on the lawsuit filed by the US Women's National Team filed against US Soccer alleging discriminatory wage practices. [Huffington Post] * What are the best practices for answering emails when you are at home? [Corporette] * Another reason to not have lifetime appointments for Supreme Court justices. [Medium] * Yup, this is real: Missouri lawmakers made quite the mistake. [Gawker] * Are you preparing mentally for the possibility of a brokered convention? Then read up on the last person to emerge as the candidate from a brokered convention to win the presidency. [Slate]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 01.11.16

* That time when an embarrassing photo from law school came back to haunt MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred. [NBC Sports] * This is one way to get people interested in tax law -- put a princess on trial. [Wall Street Journal] * This may be the most innocuous set of scandal pictures you will ever see, but the Iranian national soccer team's goalie still got arrested over them. [Screamer] * Why won't America, land of immigrants, let an immigrant be president? [Vox] * Burn! You may have already signed away your right! The real truth behind credit card agreements. [My Bank Tracker] * Yeah... you really should read those homeowners association rules. [Legal Juice]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 12.09.15

* Has technology created a real-life Lord of the Flies? [Law and More] * "The Love Song of J. Anthony Kennedy" -- a SCOTUS-themed spoof on "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock." I'm just happy we live in a world where these things exist. [Green Bag] * Are you tired of all those pretentious hipsters who pretend that soccer (yes, asshole, we live in America and it's called f*cking soccer here) is the only "real" sport? Yeah, so is the DOJ. [Sidebars] * What's the best way to deal with the dreaded performance review? [Corporette] * SCOTUS is tiptoeing around race in this term's voting rights case. [Talking Points Memo]