The View

* Neil Gorsuch is evasive, but in an adorable way. [Slate]

* What do Biglaw and Uber have in common? [Law and More]

* So, do you need a personal assistant? [Corporette]

* What is it they say about politics and bedfellows? [Too Fab]

* What should Judge Gorsuch have to prove during the confirmation hearings? [Huffington Post]

* An Alabama megachurch wants to hire its own police force. Legislature just might do it… Seems problematic. [Salon]

* Lawsuit ahead for Rosie O’Donnell! The comedienne was sued by a former The View producer she was allegedly mean to. [Jezebel]

* The Amazing Schneiderman is at it again! This time he’s going after Martin Shkreli for antitrust violations. [Dealbreaker]

* So Justice Breyer heard a case about a company he holds stock in. The self-monitoring SCOTUS does for conflicts seems to be working out swimmingly. [Fix the Court]

* The IRS computers are still on Window XP. Good thing we don’t give them super sensitive information or anything. [TaxProf Blog]

* Looks like Clay County, Tennessee, schools will indeed stay open. Score one for litigation. [Slate]

* Sure to get Second Amendment enthusiasts fired up: let’s create a Mount Doom for guns! [Wonkette]

* $5 for some [possibly] unauthorized legal advice? Still sounds like a raw deal. [The Associate’s Mind]

* A judge limits the questions a doctor can ask patients — when they’re about guns, that is. [Harvard Law And Policy Review]

* Is it even possible to have non-lawyer friends? Don’t they all leave you once you’ve canceled plans for the 800th time? [Daily Lawyer Tips]