One afternoon, she calls me at work and tells me I have to come over immediately to kill a spider. I’m like “You realize Diane Keaton already did this in Annie Hall, right?” No, it was evidence of whether I really cared about her, would I stay at work and finish the assignment the senior partner wanted on his desk in two hours, or would I drive to Brentwood and kill the spider for her.
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So, yeah, that spider made me have to switch law firms and lose several years before I could become partner. Most expensive spider in the world.
— “Tim,” ex-boyfriend of Lori Gottlieb, of “Marry Him” fame (or infamy).