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Lawyers: Now for Sale by the Hour on eBay

Here at Above the Law, we know that thanks to the powers of the internet, you can buy and sell just about anything on eBay, including stuff that may be relevant to your life in the law. We’re talking about things like:

And these days, you can even buy a lawyer’s time on eBay. More importantly, this lawyer is a hottie….

Over the next few days, you’ll be able to bid on one hour of a studly Israeli lawyer’s time on eBay. He’s cheap (starting at $20/hour) and he’s lonely (no takers yet!), so get your bids in. Here’s the ad:

Oh, Nissim, you’re very cute, but I have a sinking feeling that your “hansom” face has been ripped right out of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. This could very well turn out like that Discover card commercial. No one wants to Skype with an alleged hottie who turns out to be a nottie.

There’s got to be another catch here. What’s Nissim actually selling?

“NO Cyber”? Come on, lawyers are supposed to be like hookers: if you pay them enough, they’ll do anything.

For our readers who will be bidding, here’s hoping that it works the same way on eBay.

Nissim – Hansom Lawyer for 1 hour conversation on skype [eBay]

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