Yes, we know: no one cares about the Kardashians — any of them (except for when they’re spreading their legs on sex tapes). But we’ve got to start caring when we find out that this reality TV character isn’t attending the law school that he claimed he would be.
Let’s take a look at what Kardashian’s purported law school had to say about this hot mess….
It seems that the powers that be at USC Law would like to keep any semblance of dignity that the school has, because its PR representatives immediately began to shout denials from the internet’s rooftops:
Well, that’s polite. But when more media outlets picked up the story, USC unleased its proverbial bitchslapper:
When we reached out to USC Gould School of Law in an attempt to clear up this confusion, we were told that “the law school has no statement regarding Mr. Kardashian’s Twitter comments.” We tweeted at Rob Kardashian, but he didn’t have a response, either — he was too busy attempting to make #RobKardashianDICK trend on Twitter.
This leads us to a very logical question for all schools considering Kardashian’s candidacy: why would you want this guy to attend your law school? Sure, he’ll be employed upon graduation, but do you really want to be the law school that admits a guy who spends hours on end tweeting about his penis?
We’re still confused about this story. Is Kardashian going to a different law school? Or no law school at all? If you know about his future educational plans, please email us or text us (646-820-8477). Thanks.