Quote of the Day: In Other News, Detroit Still Sucks

Bedbugs invade a Detroit courtroom.

I evacuated the courtroom today due to a man with live bedbugs for everybody’s well-being.

— 36th District Judge Cylenthia LaToye Miller, explaining why the grossest thing ever a man sitting in the first row “with bedbugs crawling on him” led her to clear her Detroit courtroom yesterday.

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