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Law Student Regales Us With Tales Of Dirty Sex With Her Professor

Have any of you actually slept with one of your law school professors?

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Student-professor relationships are typically frowned upon in academia, but sometimes it’s completely unavoidable. Sometimes students and professors connect with each other so deeply that it would be impossible to hide or do away with their romantic feelings. If you remember the case of Columbia Law Professor Philip Bobbitt and Maya Ondalikoglu, sometimes law students even go so far as to marry their professors before graduation.

But sometimes, there’s no romance involved. Sometimes, it’s purely physical. Sometimes, law students and law professors just want to have dirty sex with each other.

Over at Gawker, J.K. Trotter has posted the 10 best student-professor sex stories contributed by readers. Of course, no “best of” list like this would be complete without a story about a super-kinky law student/law professor tryst.

We’ll refer to the narrator of this sordid tale as “Hot for Teacher.” At the time of her sexcapade with her law professor, HFT was 29, and he was “45, bald, and out of shape, but there was just something about him.” Hmm, maybe he was a really good poet.

After the class ended, we ran into each other at a networking event. It was an open bar and we both drank too much. We exchanged phone numbers under the guise of networking. The next day, he texted that he was embarrassed he may have said some things he shouldn’t have. I replied that I didn’t think he did, and I certainly don’t recall being offended by anything. “Are you sure? I vaguely remember saying that I would sleep with you.” I replied, “No, that must have been in your head.”

Him: “Is it in your head too?” I was basically dying at this point, but thought, what the hell. I replied, “Yes.” Thus began a several months long affair that consisted of lots of sexting, sex in my place (including a threesome with another man) and quickies in his car, and never being in public together or going on dates.

Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the incredibly awkward come-ons of a law professor. He seems like the type of man who would employ the Socratic method in bed à la, “Ms. HFT, why do you think you’ll feel good if I stimulate your Gräfenberg spot?”

The very thought of having sex with this guy seems positively disgusting — and maybe that’s why Hot for Teacher liked it so much. Before you ask, we’ve got the salacious details of HFT’s threesome with her law prof, and it’s every bit as nasty as you hoped it would be.

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You would think the situation would have been slightly awkward, but it wasn’t at all and completely lived up to my fantasies. Professor encouraged me to kiss Third while he watched, and then I would kiss Professor. Things escalated from there, at first each taking turns, and then eventually it turned into more of a group activity. We even DP’ed, which was INTENSE. I was always the center of attention and there was never any deliberate physical contact between the guys.

This. Is. So. Gross. We can’t even fathom what it would be like to show up for this guy’s class the day after doing the deed with him and another man. What if he taught Civ Pro — after he just interpleaded you with some guy you met on Adult FriendFinder? Eww.

Hot for Teacher eventually broke it off with her law professor because she found out he was “happily married and still living with his wife.” He even told HFT the prerequisite cheater’s lie about his supposedly pending divorce before he began to dip his professorial pen into the law school’s ink. No wonder she calls him “Professor Sleazeball.”

Have any of you actually slept with one of your law school professors? What happened? Feel free to tell us your stories in the comments below, or via email.

The 10 Best Student-Professor Sex Stories, Courtesy of Our Own Readers [Gawker]

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