Morning Docket: 03.07.16

* "I've taught immigration law literally to 3-year-olds and 4-year-olds." Immigration Judge Jack H. Weil seems to think that children facing deportation don't need court-appointed attorneys because they're perfectly capable of representing themselves. We'll have more on this later. [Washington Post] * "[T]his will be the first time a law school will be on trial to defend its public employment figures." It's taken five years, but Anna Alaburda will finally get to face off in court against Thomas Jefferson School of Law. Soon we'll find out if the word "allegedly" can stop being used as a prefix for the school's allegedly deceptive job statistics. [DealBook / New York Times] * If President Obama nominates Judge Jane Kelly of the Eighth Circuit for a seat on SCOTUS, then Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) of the Senate Judiciary Committee could be in a pickle. Would Kelly, a longtime Iowa public defender, be refused a hearing even though Grassley supported her when she was appointed in 2013? [Des Moines Register] * The Alabama Supreme Court begrudgingly dismissed suits filed by conservative groups seeking a ruling declaring that the state's anti-gay marriage laws were still in effect, despite the SCOTUS decision in Obergefell. In a concurrence at odds with reality, Chief Justice Roy Moore held fast to his belief that the state's law was still intact. [AL.com] * As we mentioned previously, the American Bar Association will vote on a change to its bar passage rate rules for law schools. Schools notorious for their bar passage problems better hold onto their hats if this proposal is passed, because their accreditation may quickly turn out to be like their graduates' job prospects: nonexistent. [WSJ Law Blog]