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    Bankruptcy, Biglaw, California, Constitutional Law, Contract Attorneys, Dewey & LeBoeuf, Document Review, Drugs, Education / Schools, Marijuana, Morning Docket, Partner Issues

    Morning Docket: 06.11.14

    * This failed firm’s drama is the Biglaw gift that keeps on giving: Dewey & LeBoeuf’s bankruptcy trustee filed an amended complaint against Steve DiCarmine and Joel Sanders seeking the return of more than $21.8 million. [WSJ Law Blog]

    * Norton Rose Fulbright elected someone who “love, love, love[s] the law firm” as U.S. managing partner, and she’s the first woman to ever serve as U.S. chair of its management committee. We love, love, love this news! [National Law Journal]

    * According to a California judge, tenure laws are unconstitutional and are depriving students of the high quality of education they deserve. The end is nigh, law professors. Enjoy it while it lasts. [New York Times]

    * Not all states have legalized the recreational use of marijuana, but it’d be a lot cooler if they did. The tide is turning across the United States, and we’ll soon see which states’ drug laws go up in smoke. [Slate]

    * “Document review attorneys are in demand now but the demand will gradually decrease.” Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the one job you were able to get soon won’t need or want you. [InsideCounsel]

    9 Comments / / Jun 11, 2014 at 9:11 AM
  • Chris Christie

    Christopher Christie, Drugs, Marijuana, New Jersey, Politics, Quote of the Day

    Is Chris Christie High?

    Chris Christie offers a bizarre defense for keeping weed illegal in New Jersey.

    / May 30, 2014 at 2:14 PM
  • Prostitution2

    Biglaw, Cheapness, Drugs, Marijuana, Partner Issues, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals

    Possible Prostitute Patronage Puts Partner In Pickle

    Some Biglaw partners like fine wine, but others prefer fine women — and that’s usually where all the trouble begins.

    32 Comments / / May 20, 2014 at 12:13 PM
  • 800px-Corvus_corax_(Common_Raven),_Yosemite_NP,_CA,_US_-_Diliff

    Drugs, Football, Non-Sequiturs, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Technology

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.09.14

    * Poe’s The Raven, if the narrator was a midlevel associate working on Christmas. Excerpt: As of someone slowly rapping, rapping at my office door. “‘Tis the janitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my office door — Likely here to clean the floor.” Ha. [Law Poetry]

    * In the wake of Greece, a Satanist wants to open a government meeting with a Satanic prayer. When reached for comment, Dick Cheney said he was flattered. [Broward Palm Beach New Times]

    * Dan Snyder is just awful. Now he’s sent a cease and desist letter to LaVar Arrington because Arrington describes himself as a “Redskins great.” Because if anyone around here is going to needlessly slur indigenous people, it’s going to be Dan Snyder. [Deadspin]

    * Speaking of cease and desist letters, the one we talked about yesterday — sent over a bad Amazon review — has resulted in Amazon yanking the seller’s license. [ArsTechnica]

    * Come on, lawyers. Clean up after yourselves. Especially if you’re just leaving Molly all over someone else’s car. [South Florida Lawyers]

    * Guy in Alabama killed his wife, three dogs and a parrot after she sent a critical text. I know this is a tragedy, but as I saw the story all I could think is the parrot was somehow completely to blame. [AL.com]

    * There’s still a slave plantation in the United States and it’s terrifying. [Policy Mic]

    * Sometimes it’s worth remembering that we have it very easy as lawyers compared to some in other parts of the world. A lawyer representing a professor accused of blasphemy in Pakistan was gunned down last night. [The Volokh Conspiracy / Washington Post]

    * A conversation with Solicitor General Donald Verrilli. The full interview is available after the jump… [California Lawyer]

    3 Comments / / May 9, 2014 at 4:28 PM
  • JPS: once a member of the 'high' court?

    Drugs, John Paul Stevens, Marijuana, Quote of the Day, SCOTUS, Supreme Court

    This Supreme Court Justice Thinks Weed Should Be Legalized

    A pro-pot Supreme Court justice? Is this for real?

    7 Comments / / Apr 25, 2014 at 3:15 PM
  • 125px-NorthwesternWildcats

    2nd Circuit, Drugs, Football, Labor / Employment, Law Schools, Non-Sequiturs, Pornography, Women's Issues

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.24.14

    * 5 reasons why Northwestern football won’t really unionize. [The Legal Blitz]

    * Law grad who failed the bar arrested for claiming to be a lawyer. So much for Jimmy Malone’s advice… [Albany Times Union]

    * This morning we wrote about a lawyer turned babysitter. Jane Genova has some thoughts on how this story can have a happy ending. [Law and More]

    * This is why you don’t get tattoos. [The Independent]

    * Sitting judge should be on “high” court — listed as president of three different pot-related businesses. [Las Vegas Law Blog]

    * The Second Circuit is not pleased with the secrecy of the Obama administration. [The New Republic]

    * Corporette launches a new motherhood newsletter. She’s looking for guest bloggers too if you’re passionate about these issues. [Corporette]

    * Another argument for killing law school. [The Week]

    * Kash Hill looks at a Loyola Law grad who hunts down revenge porn sites. [Forbes]

    * Lorne Michaels has a new courtroom comedy webseries starring Bob Balaban. The first episode is embedded below…

    3 Comments / / Apr 24, 2014 at 5:04 PM
  • Supreme-Court-Equal-Justice-Under-Law-300x199

    Affirmative Action, Drugs, Racism, SCOTUS, Supreme Court

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.23.14

    * There’s a 5-4 Supreme Court lineup you don’t see too often. [The Volokh Conspiracy / Washington Post]

    * The Supreme Court is about to hear two cases on cellphone searches that would ring true with the Founders. [Constitutional Accountability Center]

    * Who watches the watchmen? It turns out nobody. This’ll end well. [Reuters]

    * A “Real Housewife” is apparently no longer so much a wife. She’s dating a “hot shot” NYC lawyer. [Daily Mail]

    * Affirmative action took another hit yesterday. But Professor Brian Fitzpatrick examines whether or not race-neutral affirmative action was really ever working anyway. [SSRN]

    * Extensive drug bust announced by publicity-hound D.A. uncovers… well, not all that much. [Slate]

    0 Comments / / Apr 23, 2014 at 5:03 PM
  • Police crime scene

    Crime, Drugs, Non-Sequiturs, SCOTUS, State Judges, Supreme Court

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.21.14

    * Mistrial declared after defendant shot in the chest in front of the jury. Judge, remarkably, phrases it like it wasn’t a foregone conclusion. Unfortunately, a few minutes ago the FBI confirmed that the defendant has died of his wounds. [USA Today]

    * Here are some signs you were meant to be a lawyer. They’re actually not all that great. Probably should have included: “You padded your hours when your mom asked how much time you’ve spent on your homework” or “You introduced your little brother as your associate… and your pets as paralegals.” [Survive Law]

    * 21 Jump Fail. Cops embed a 20-something officer in a high school to pester special-needs kid into selling drugs. Judge is not amused. He probably saw the Channing Tatum/Jonah Hill version. [Rolling Stone]

    * Prosecutors told a guy to let a newspaper write about his drunk driving case as part of the plea deal. They’re really trying anything to save print media aren’t they? [Jim Romensesko]

    * If you went to law school in New York, then the job market’s a little better for you this year. Sorry, rest of the country. [Adjunct Law Prof Blog]

    * Congratulations to Paul Lo, who became the first Hmong judge in U.S. [Merced Sun Star]

    * The Aereo case going before the Supreme Court in one helpful video after the jump… [Bloomberg News]

    2 Comments / / Apr 21, 2014 at 5:17 PM
  • Monica Marie Jenkins

  • GMC USE

    Alan Dershowitz, Cars, Conferences / Symposia, Drugs, Education / Schools, Intellectual Property, Jury Duty, Non-Sequiturs, Old People, Patents, Suicide, Videos

    Non-Sequiturs: 03.20.14

    * A Minnesota court ruled that it is not a crime to encourage people to commit suicide. So… keep commenting assholes, just know that you’ll feel really bad if I do it. [Gawker]

    * I might be in the market for a used car, and I’m hoping to get a really good deal on one of these “recalled” GMs. I hope the DOJ doesn’t screw up my plans. [Reuters Legal]

    * Speaking of cars, Alan Dershowitz calls for vigorous prosecution of reckless drivers. I call for vigorous prosecution of any box-blocking suburbanite who drives around Manhattan on a Saturday like they’re cruising to the country fair. [ABA Journal]

    * Alabama thinks that people over 70 should be excused from jury duty. YES, they deserve to be excused and I hope they burn in Hell! [WSJ Law Blog]

    * Narc is the new tattletale. [Simple Justice]

    * Are you an IP lawyer, especially a patent litigator? Here’s a symposium you should consider attending (featuring ATL columnist Gaston Kroub). [Markman Advisors]

    * Speaking of conferences, who wants to hang out with Lat in Las Vegas? Read on for details (plus video)….

    Lat will be speaking next month at Avvo’s big Lawyernomics conference in Vegas. Here’s the agenda, here’s the registration from, and here’s Lat’s speaker spotlight video:

    4 Comments / / Mar 20, 2014 at 5:01 PM
  • drinking small

    Drinking, Drugs

    Think You Have An Addictive Personality? Steps You Can Take To Avoid The Worst

    Why are lawyers at such a high risk for addiction? Our health and wellness columnist explains.

    25 Comments / / Mar 20, 2014 at 11:45 AM
  • marijuana pot cannabis

    Barack Obama, Drugs, Gay, Gay Marriage, In-House Counsel, Marijuana, Minority Issues, Politics, Racism

    Which Will Come First — A Black President, Gay Marriage, Or Legalization Of Marijuana?

    In-house columnist Mark Herrmann travels back to 1983, the year in which he graduated from law school, to survey the legal and political landscape.

    17 Comments / / Mar 17, 2014 at 10:53 AM
  • Rebound  exercise

    Drugs, Eric Holder, Law Schools, LSAT

    The Decline In LSAT Test Takers Has Been Halted

    LSAT application rebound.

    24 Comments / / Mar 13, 2014 at 2:17 PM
  • Pot Summons RF

    Caption Contests, Contests, Drugs, Marijuana, Pictures, Rank Stupidity, United Kingdom / Great Britain

    Caption Contest Winner: I Was Gonna Go To Court, But Then I Got High

    Because rolling up and smoking your court summons might land you in the joint.

    3 Comments / / Mar 12, 2014 at 2:16 PM
  • Pot Summons RF

    Caption Contests, Contests, Drugs, Marijuana, Pictures, Rank Stupidity, United Kingdom / Great Britain

    Caption Contest Finalists: I Was Gonna Go To Court, But Then I Got High

    Because rolling up and smoking your court summons might land you in the joint.

    6 Comments / / Mar 7, 2014 at 11:05 AM
  • pot smoking RF

    Caption Contests, Contests, Drugs, Marijuana, Pictures, Rank Stupidity, United Kingdom / Great Britain

    Caption Contest: I Was Gonna Go To Court, But Then I Got High

    Court documents probably make crappy rolling papers, but this kid wants to smoke his summons anyway.

    31 Comments / / Mar 5, 2014 at 3:33 PM
  • medicinal marijuana

    Biglaw, Drugs, Marijuana

    This Firm Is Cooler Than Your Firm

    These days, you can find marijuana talk in the strangest places.

    10 Comments / / Mar 5, 2014 at 1:23 PM
  • These are probably too high.

    Drugs, DUI / DWI, Law Schools, Non-Sequiturs, SCOTUS, Sex, Supreme Court

    Non-Sequiturs: 03.04.14

    * How high can your heels be for a job interview? [Corporette]

    * If you think your client is committing securities fraud, the Supreme Court has good news! Sarbanes-Oxley’s anti-retaliation protection extends to Biglaw associates. [Whistleblower Protection Law Blog]

    * Here’s more on today’s Chevron ruling from the perspective of the energy community. [Breaking Energy]

    * The California Bar eJournal is running a poll asking the question, “Do you believe that the law school you attended prepared you to practice law?” The results may surprise you! (Shhh! No they won’t.) [Survey Monkey]

    * An accused killer asks to withdraw his guilty plea by calmly explaining to the judge that he was high as a kite when he pleaded guilty and that his lawyer was busy boning the prosecutor. He earns an A for effort on that one. [Albany Times-Union]

    * Chris Christie’s former campaign manager, Bill Stepien, appears to be the target of a federal investigation. It’s a bad time to be in Christie’s orbit. [Bergen County Record]

    * Third time’s the charm! Kevyn Orr, Detroit’s Emergency Manager, is making his third bid to authorize a giveaway to the banks settle a massive derivatives deal that played a big role in Detroit’s financial woes. The judge overseeing the case rejected the prior proposals and may do the same again since the new deal grants UBS and Merrill Lynch a release from liability for the events surrounding a billion dollar deal. [Demos]

    * Kerry Kennedy beat her DUI charge in no small part due to the testimony of the toxicology expert. [The Expert Institute]

    * Police tried to hide their use of a cell phone tracker from the courts. Apparently the manufacturer asked them to. Oh well, if a corporation wants privacy violations kept quiet, that’s different. [ACLU]

    * A follow-up from an oldie but goodie, the judge who changed a baby’s name from “Messiah” to “Martin” based on her personal religious beliefs received a public censure. Perhaps fittingly, the censure was less critical of changing “Messiah” than changing it to “Martin.” I mean, that’s just cruel. [Huffington Post]

    * More on Mayer Brown’s uncomfortable lawsuit against a city for erecting a WWII memorial. [The Careerist]

    1 Comment / / Mar 4, 2014 at 5:02 PM

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