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Morning Docket
Morning Docket 05.01.20
* Bed Bath & Beyond has a new top lawyer. Hope she gets more than a 20% discount. [Bloomberg Law]
* The husband of the Los Angeles County District Attorney is under investigation for pointing a gun at protesters. [Los Angeles Times]
* The NCAA is facing a lawsuit alleging that it did not do enough to protect women from violence perpetrated by male athletes. [USA Today]
* The Florida Bar has launched a hotline to help attorneys dealing with stress amid the ongoing pandemic. [Daily Business Review]
* R. Kelly “didn’t believe he could fly” to Brooklyn for an arraignment on new charges, so he teleconferenced into the proceedings from his jail cell in Chicago. [New York Daily News]
* Several death row inmates in Arizona have died because of COVID-19. [NBC News]
* A Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice who lost re-election has unrecused himself. Hey, what about no backsies? [CNN]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 04.24.20
* The lawyer who sued Florida’s governor over COVID-19-related closures will be wearing a Grim Reaper outfit on beaches to warn people about social distancing. Wonder if he’ll need a mask with that costume. [NBC News]
* An attorney, and former managing partner at a New Jersey law firm, has pleaded guilty to tax evasion to the tune of $250,000. [New Jersey Law Journal]
* A new lawsuit alleges that New York City jail workers are being forced to work 24-hour shifts in a “cesspool of illness.” It’s a horrible situation, and you have to hand it to the lawyers for that colorful language. [New York Post]
* The Texas Attorney General’s Office filed a lawsuit accusing the largest U.S. egg producer of price gouging. Whoever loses the lawsuit may end up with egg on their face… [Wall Street Journal]
* The search continues for a Chicago-area attorney who went missing a month ago. [Chicago Tribune]
* A lawyer who lost her law license for losing a briefcase of sensitive documents on a train is appealing her case. Unless this lawyer lost the nuclear football, her punishment seems kind of harsh. [Legal Week]
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Why Fauci Is Now A Leading Voice For The Return Of Live Sports
NIAID's Anthony Fauci is of the opinion that the only way professional sports will be played in 2020 is without fans in attendance and by keeping players in hotels.
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Morning Docket: 04.16.20
* A Florida attorney is suing over his county’s COVID-19-related curfew, arguing that “[i]t’s not like the virus is Count Dracula.” With an argument like that, he can’t lose. [New York Post]
* A husband and wife (who were both lawyers) were found dead in their Chicago home on Monday under suspicious circumstances. [NBC News]
* The top lawyer of Twitter saw his pay decrease last year, but don’t worry, he still makes millions of dollars a year. [Bloomberg Law]
* An attorney won around $106,000 during a five-day winning streak on Jeopardy! Should cover about a year’s worth of law school loans… [Online Athens]
* Selena Gomez has filed a $10 million lawsuit against a game developer for the unauthorized use of her likeness. [Variety]
* A lawyer has discovered a way to make plastic face shields from plastic covers on legal documents. Is this attorney named MacGyver? [ABA Journal]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 04.14.20
* A judge is complaining that some attorneys are appearing shirtless and in bed for court conferences held via Zoom because of COVID-19. Of course, this is happening in Florida… [Local 10]
* Speaking of which, the Supreme Court will be conducting oral arguments by remote means next month. It seems that there will be no on-camera component to the arguments, so counsel might get away with participating in their underwear. [CNN]
* Check out this Texas lawyer who traded a suit for scrubs and volunteered to help COVID-19 patients at a New York hospital. [Dallas Morning News]
* A federal judge has ruled that ICE must allow detainees to have private phone calls with their attorneys during the COVID-19 pandemic. [Los Angeles Times]
* McDonald’s employees have filed a class-action lawsuit against the fast food chain alleging that the company has a systematic sexual harassment problem. [Business Insider]
* The North Carolina Attorney General is investigating someone for price gouging for offering to sell a roll of toilet paper for $100. Maybe it was just super premium toilet paper? [AP]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 04.08.20
* A Florida judge has tossed a lawsuit claiming that the governor of Florida couldn’t close the state’s beaches because of COVID-19. Looks like people will have to hit tanning beds instead of beaches…it’s an essential service, right? [Orlando Sentinel]
* A federal judge has ordered the inspection of DC jails amid concerns that prison officials are not doing enough to prevent the spread of COVID-19. [Washington Post]
* The family of a Walmart employee has filed a wrongful death lawsuit after the employee died from COVID-19. [NBC News]
* StubHub is another one of the long list of businesses facing class action lawsuits for allegedly not treating customers fairly when it comes to dealing with issues involving COVID-19. [Billboard]
* Officials in Los Angeles have settled a lawsuit with a company claiming that they had accurate in-home test kits that could detect antibodies for COVID-19. [Los Angeles Daily News]
* A lawyer with no park experience will now be in charge of the Grand Canyon. What does this attorney really need to know other than not to fall in? [Washington Post]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 03.23.20
* An attorney has sued the Governor of Florida for not closing Florida’s beaches earlier. So this is the guy who canceled Spring Break? [CBS News]
* New York courts are having a difficult time administering justice in the current environment. [New York Times]
* The Ohio Attorney General has sent letters to abortion clinics telling them to stop all non-essential abortions. [Cleavland.com]
* The Supreme Court has reported that all nine justices are healthly, and all participated in the most recent conference. [Fox News]
* The maker of Purell is facing a class action lawsuit alleging that it misled customers when it said that Purell can kill 99.9% of germs. Any recovery would simply be a fraction of the money Purell is printing right now because of the COVID-19 pandemic. [NBC News]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 02.26.20
* Michael Avenatti’s lawyer has indicated that his client has been released from solitary confinement. Guess this will help Avenatti prepare for his other criminal trials… [CNN]
* A lawsuit alleges that Florida should not count primary votes for Bernie Sanders since he is not a true Democrat. [USA Today]
* The judge overseeing the Roger Stone criminal case seemed skeptical about Stone’s request for a new trial. [Guardian]
* Julian Assange’s lawyer claims the U.S. wanted to kill the Wikileaks founder and make it look like an accident. Seems a little paranoid. [New York Post]
* The Supreme Court has tossed a lawsuit over the cross-border killing of a teen. [Reuters]
* A University of Maryland student is alleging in a lawsuit that the school knowingly served her gluten even though she had celiac disease. South Park fans know some of the symptoms of eating gluten… [WUSA9]
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Legal Ethics
Florida Lawyer Proves He Is Just A Florida Man With A Fancy Degree
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Government
Florida Felon Disenfranchisement F*ckery Backfires
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 12.30.19
* There is a lawyer who gets to decide whether bobbleheads of the pope are allowed to be made. Sounds like a pretty good gig. [Wall Street Journal]
* A New York lawyer who practiced until he was 101 has passed away. [New York Times]
* Wawa has been hit with lawsuits over a massive data breach. Everyone who lives in North Jersey is breathing a sigh of relief… [ABC News]
* An Illinois man who pretended to be a lawyer for five years has been charged with the unauthorized practice of law. [Patch]
* A Florida attorney has been suspended from practice after making anti-Muslim and homophobic remarks. [Miami Herald]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 12.18.19
* The Florida Bar is requiring a Florida attorney to take a professionalism workshop after he shooed a stowaway raccoon off of his boat in open waters. Bet the Florida Bar was moved by the heartbreaking pictures of the raccoon in the water. [Tampa Bay Times]
* Notorious RBG threw cold water on President Trump’s impeachment law knowledge yesterday after President Trump suggested that the impeachment process could be stopped by the Supreme Court. [USA Today]
* A California lawyer has been found guilty of running a scheme to secure foreign investment visas when legitimate investments were often not being made. [Mercury News]
* The Washington State Attorney General has sued the Trump Administration over ICE arrests made in state courthouses. [Seattle Times]
* Progressive groups are calling for Justice Brett Kavanaugh to recuse himself from a case involving the constitutionality of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. [CNBC]
* It looks like the CBD industry could be facing a flood of new lawsuits, and that’s not just people being paranoid. [Bloomberg Law]
* Lawyers for a stuntman who was killed on the set of The Walking Dead is asking for up to $100 Million in damages from AMC. [Yahoo Entertainment]
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Morning Docket: 12.13.19
* President Trump’s ex-lawyer Michael Cohen is asking for a sentence reduction. Guess President Trump’s former fixer is not enjoying his time in “Club Fed.” [CNBC]
* The alleged Boston Marathon bomber’s lawyer has argued that the jury pool was tainted and that the bomber’s death sentence conviction should be thrown out. [NBC News]
* The Supreme Court has been urged to review a constitutional challenge to the high tolls on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Hopefully, the justices will look into the New Jersey turnpike next. [Penn Live]
* A defeated governor is accused of handing out an insane number of pardons on his way out the door, even catching some of the pardoned prisoners completely by surprise. [Washington Post]
* Boies Schiller Flexner LLP has begun succession planning so that the firm can continue long past David Boies’ tenure. [Wall Street Journal]
* A Florida politician is accused of stealing nearly $50,000 from a law firm, and buying items from a sex toy store, among other purchases. Maybe he’ll argue that this was a business expense… [CBS Miami]
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Crime
The Dan Markel Case: Answers To Your FAQs
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Crime
The Dan Markel Case: Trial Approaches
When will the trial of Sigfredo Garcia and Katherine Magbanua get underway? And what's the latest about Dan Markel's ex-wife, Wendi Adelson? -
Courts
Judge Caught On Camera While Allegedly Strangling Courthouse Employee
Of course this happened in Florida. -
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Small Law Firms
Florida Man Lawyer Kicks Raccoon Off His Boat Into The Sea Because Florida
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Legal Ethics
If You Are Caught Stealing $760 In Florida, Your Law License Will Be Suspended For Three Years
This opinion serves as a warning to those who are thinking about stealing from clients or the church collection plate.