Kidnapping

  • George Zimmerman: Not Guilty

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    Morning Docket: 07.15.13

    * Size matters when it comes to hourly rates. Because when you work in Biglaw, it’ll be all the more odious for your poor clients when you “churn that bill, baby.” [Corporate Counsel]

    * Would you want this Cadwalader cad, a former mail room supervisor, at your “erotic disposal”? The object of his affections didn’t want him either, and she’s suing. [New York Daily News]

    * In the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict, the NAACP is pressing for federal charges and a civil suit may be in the works. This trial isn’t over in the court of public opinion. [Bloomberg]

    * This experience inspired George Zimmerman, fresh off his acquittal, to go to law school to help the wrongfully accused. If it makes you feel better, when he graduates, he’ll be unemployed. [Reuters]

    * Here’s the lesson learned by Prop 8 proponents: If at first you don’t succeed at the Supreme Court, try, try again at the state level and base your arguments on technicalities. [Los Angeles Times]

    * You do not want this patent troll — one of the most notorious in the country — to “go thug” on you. Apparently this is just another danger of alleged infringement in the modern world. [New York Times]

    * Asiana Airlines is considering suing the NTSB and a California television station over the airing of “inaccurate and offensive” information (read: wildly racist) about the pilots of Flight 214. [CNN]

    * Ariel Castro was slapped with an additional 648 counts in the kidnapping case against him, bringing the total to 977. Prosecutors are not yet seeking the death penalty. [Cleveland Plain Dealer]

    15 Comments / / Jul 15, 2013 at 9:11 AM
  • Gilberto Valle, aka the 'Cannibal Cop'

    Crime, Food, Nauseating Things, Police, Quote of the Day, Trials

    ‘Cannibal Cop’ Convicted in Kidnapping Conspiracy Case

    Don’t read this story if you’re eating at your desk right now.

    23 Comments / / Mar 12, 2013 at 3:54 PM
  • True story: looking for "kidnapping" stock photos revealed this and a bunch of softcore bondage stuff with pretty girls. That's pretty sick, yo.

    Election Law, Law Schools, Non-Sequiturs, Parties, Politics, Racism

    Non-Sequiturs: 12.05.12

    * Look, I’m only one man, I can’t refute it every time the New York Times advertises going to law school using terrible arguments. I mean, Dealbook just let a law professor tell people that this is a good time to apply to law school… because all the smart people aren’t taking the LSAT. I just don’t know what to tell people who are persuaded by that. [Dealbook / New York Times]

    * Should kidnapping somebody and forcing them to repair your house after a dispute about the quality of their work be illegal? Or should we just call this “specific performance”? [Gawker]

    * Florida legislators throw down with the governor over early voting. Will Florida governor Rick Scott relent? Or is he going to double down on suppressing the vote? [Think Progress]

    * I’m really glad this didn’t happen at the Penn State Law School. I didn’t feel like being accused of baiting these sorority girls into having a racist party. [Yahoo!News via The Legal Satyricon]

    * What constitutes a sham Senate session exactly? [Huffington Post]

    * Are you a lawyer on a deferral or a fellowship looking for an interesting project to pick up? If so, check this out. [Idealist]

    * Are you looking for something fun to do in New York City tomorrow night? If so, check this out. [Above the Law]

    2 Comments / / Dec 5, 2012 at 5:34 PM
  • Notice how this is a child? Don't act like a child.

    Education / Schools, Law Schools

    What Would You Do To Avoid Doing Homework? Would You Get Kidnapped?

    Faking a kidnapping is not how adults deal with their parents…

    34 Comments / / Jul 6, 2012 at 11:37 AM
  • 11th Circuit, Clarence Thomas, Department of Justice, Money, Morning Docket, Paralegals, Pornography, SCOTUS, Supreme Court

    Morning Docket: 01.27.12

    * The people at the Department of Justice really don’t want you to see Osama bin Laden’s death photos, but don’t they realize that the internet needs pics or it didn’t happen? [Blog of Legal Times] * Déjà vu: Hustler Magazine’s nude photo spread of Nancy Benoit was back on the Eleventh Circuit’s docket this […]

    4 Comments / / Jan 27, 2012 at 9:05 AM
  • Bad Ideas, Contracts, Crime, Lawsuit of the Day, Pro Se Litigants

    Lawsuit of the Day: Kidnapper Sues Hostages for Breach of Contract

    Oh, you fell through a skylight while you were attempting to burglarize a home and cut your arm? File a lawsuit! You tried to steal a television set from your neighbor and got bitten by his dog in the process? Time to litigate! So, what happens when you’re on the run and you decide to break into a couple’s home and hold them hostage? Our latest pro se litigant decided to up the ante. He’s suing his former kidnapping victims for breach of contract….

    72 Comments / / Dec 2, 2011 at 10:04 AM

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