Nude Dancing
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Boutique Law Firms, Small Law Firms
Topless In Seattle: A Law Firm Partner Gets Over Her Fear Of Public Nudity
Spotted: a law firm partner at Seattle's 'Naughty Beach.' -
Boutique Law Firms, Exercise, Small Law Firms
Test Case: Bringing Sexy Back? A Partner Gives Pole Dancing A Chance.
A partner decides that it's time to bring sexy back (and not just on Halloween). - Sponsored
Document Automation For Law Firms: The Definitive Guide
Legal document automation is no longer only for the exclusive few. -
Labor / Employment, Lawyer of the Day, Nude Dancing
Attorney Loses Dog, Mind In Profanity-Laced Filing About Strippers
If you only read one obvious sanctions motion in the making today, make it this one. This lawyer doesn't care much for his opponent's case and he's going to explain exactly where he's going to stick parts of his anatomy into them if they continue this lawsuit.
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 02.02.16
* Carmen Electra filed a federal suit against a strip joint, alleging that the gentleman’s club defamed her by using a scantily clad picture of her without her prior consent, thereby insinuating that she removes her clothing for money there or otherwise endorses its sexy services. [New York Daily News]
* Happy anniversary to our favorite SCOTUS monk: If Justice Thomas sticks to his usual routine when the Supreme Court returns from its winter break, he’ll have officially gone a decade without asking a question from the bench. [New York Times]
* Aloha! Just one week after receiving a $25 million donation and changing the name of the school, Villanova University Charles Widger School of Law is losing its dean to Hawaii Pacific University, where he’ll serve as president. [Philadelphia Inquirer]
* DLA Piper recently acquired Peltonen LMR, a Helsinki firm, bringing its grand total of Nordic offices to three. Unlike in the past, we hope that this time DLA Piper knows what country its new office is located in. Pssst… it’s Finland. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg]
* If you’ve been waitlisted by the law school of your choice, we hope that you’re a particularly patient person, because you may be waiting to find out your academic fate until April, or worse yet, July. [Law Admissions Lowdown / U.S. News & World Report]
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Nude Dancing, Small Law Firms, Solo Practitioners
Back In The Race: 5 Things Lawyers Can Learn From Strippers About Sales
Strippers use certain techniques to grab their clients’ attention and to get their money -- and some of these techniques can apply to the legal profession, as columnist Shannon Achimalbe explains. -
Crime, Nude Dancing
How Can You Get A Case Continued When Your Client Is Half-Naked?
Res ipsa loquitur, Your Honor. -
Crime
Criminally Yours: The Naked Women In Times Square
The "naked" women in Times Square aren't really naked, and it's really not as dire a problem as it seems. -
Bar Exams, Nude Dancing, Parties
Strip Club Invites Law Grads To Party After The Bar Exam
You're finally done, so why not go straight from the bar to the pole? - Sponsored
Profit Powerhouse: Elevating Law Firm Financial Performance
In this CLE-eligible webinar on April 10th, we’ll explore the most common accounting pitfalls and how to avoid them for your firm. -
Law Schools, Nude Dancing, Reality TV
Law Grad/Exotic Dancer/Gigolo Takes The Main Stage On 'The Bachelorette'
You really can do anything with a law degree. -
Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 03.18.15
* An Arkansas judge was mauled by his father’s pet zebra. We hope the judge recovers, but what we’d really, really like to know is how the hell one comes to own a pet zebra in Arkansas. [KARK]
* Pregnant women on poles may officially be sexy under color of law. [EPLI Risk]
* If your law firm is trying to make you complete a marketing project in order to get your year-end bonuses — like Quinn Emanuel — here are some ideas for you to try. [Hellerman Baretz Communications]
* According to Robert Durst’s lawyer, Chip Lewis, people mutter triple murder admissions under their breath on hot mics all the time, and it’s usually not that big of deal. [Gawker]
* You’re invited to an event hosted by Judge Kozinski at the Ninth Circuit courthouse, featuring discussion of Supreme Ambitions (affiliate link). [Supreme Ambitions]
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Bar Exams, Pornography
Porn Star Passes Most Difficult Bar Exam In The Country
Fewer than 50 percent of test-takers in California passed the bar exam in July. One of the women who did is a former porn star and current stripper. -
Biglaw, D.C. Circuit, Divorce Train Wrecks, Fashion, Health Care / Medicine, Labor / Employment, Law Firm Mergers, Morning Docket, Nude Dancing
Morning Docket: 11.17.14
* When Loretta Lynch still worked at Hogan & Hartson (now known as Hogan Lovells thanks to a merger), her colleagues described her as a warm person without “a political bone in her body.” That said, best of luck to her in D.C. [National Law Journal]
* The D.C. Circuit upheld the Affordable Care Act’s contraceptive opt-out plan for religious employers, but since “[t]he court is wrong,” we can count on a at least a few organizations that’ll refuse to comply. Gee, thanks a lot, Obama. [WSJ Law Blog]
* Some call the latest Biglaw tie-up “law-firm Darwinism,” but hey, “[i]t’s not like [Bingham’s] a wounded gazelle and we are pouncing on them,” says a too coy Morgan Lewis lawyer. [Philadelphia Inquirer]
* Fashion law may be a $985 billion global industry, but only five law school courses on the topic exist in the U.S. Why? “There’s no defensible reason except that fashion is perceived as a frivolous subject.” [AFP]
* This woman plans to appeal a $1 billion divorce settlement award because it’s not “fair and equitable.” In her defense, she did get a very small percentage of her ex-husband’s multibillion-dollar wealth. [People]
* Wage and hour laws have never been so sexy: Thanks to this court ruling, Rick’s Cabaret is going to have to make it rain on thousands of strippers to the tune of more than $10 million. [New York Times]
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Nude Dancing, Prostitution, Sex
Wherein We Explore The Legal Difference Between A Stripper And A Prostitute
Protip: Don't call the police because a stripper won't have sex with you.
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Biglaw, Nude Dancing, Partner Issues, Prostitution, Quote of the Day, Sex
Biglaw Partner Really Enjoys Underground Sex Club
Of course a Biglaw partner got an invitation to this illegal sex club for high-rollers. -
Boutique Law Firms, Caption Contests, Contests, Fashion, Fashion Is Fun, Nude Dancing, Old People, Pictures, Small Law Firms
Caption Contest Winner: Seriously, What The Hell Are These Lawyers Wearing?!
The men behind the legal team with a 1940s gangster style of dress are now revealed. -
Caption Contests, Contests, Nude Dancing, Old People, Pictures
Caption Contest Finalists: Seriously, What The Hell Are These Lawyers Wearing?!
Go ahead and file this one under: What Not To Wear... -
Caption Contests, Contests, Fashion, Fashion Is Fun, Nude Dancing, Old People, Pictures
Caption Contest: Seriously, What The Hell Are These Lawyers Wearing?!
Go ahead and file this one under: What Not To Wear... -
Alan Dershowitz, Law Professors, Nude Dancing, Pornography, Sex, Theater
Legal Luminary's Daughter Appears Naked
Which prominent lawyer's daughter is starring in an explicit play about the porn industry? -
Attorney Misconduct, Courthouses, Exercise, Nude Dancing
Judge Fired After Sunbathing Nude In Her Chambers
Apparently when you reach the height of your legal career, you completely lose your inhibitions. -
Bad Ideas, Facebook, Kids, Lawsuit of the Day, Nude Dancing, Social Media, Social Networking Websites
Apparently Hiring Strippers For Your Son's Sixteenth Birthday Is FROWNED UPON In This ESTABLISHMENT
What, you think you should bring a clown to a teen birthday party?