Prostitution

  • Tyra Banks RF

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 12.12.14

    * An “America’s Next Top Model” contestant sued Tyra Banks, claiming she was disqualified from the title because Banks found out she had worked as an escort. You’re looking for people who can walk back and forth in heels over and over. Who did you think was trying out for the show? [Courthouse News Service]

    * Dewey know which DLA Piper department head just declared personal bankruptcy? [New York Times]

    * Coming soon to the hipster haven near you: the artisanal attorney. Hilarious satirical piece by John Frank Weaver. [McSweeney’s]

    * Are you getting married? Are you planning to change your name? Huge mistake. The name part at least. Maybe the married part, I don’t know your deal. [The American Lawyer]

    * The Onion surveys the reaction to the Columbia Law exam policy. [The Onion]

    * You can’t force welfare recipients to get drug tests. Which was kind of obvious but still required a court to weigh in. [Pathologyblawg]

    * A New York judge allegedly stroked his secretary’s face, forced her to give him hugs, and regaled her with explicit tales of sex with his mistress. [New York Post]

    * There’s a wealth of information in this post about the ABA 509 Information Reports. Keith Lee does a year-over-year comparison of the top ten and bottom ten schools, looking for trends. [Associate’s Mind]

    * A BC government official has revoked approval of a law school based upon a pledge to discriminate against “the gays.” [Trinity Western University]

    9 Comments / / Dec 12, 2014 at 5:03 PM
  • Manson

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 11.20.14

    * Charles Manson is getting married. Have folks uncovered his registry yet? Or is this just hilarious trolling? [Lowering the Bar]

    * No, Tim Tebow did not get arrested soliciting a prostitute, no matter what your Facebook feed tells you. It’s obviously false. I watched his pro career, he can’t score for money. [Snopes]

    * Remember the lawyer who dressed up like Thomas Jefferson and declared himself “incompetent” at his own disciplinary hearing? Well, now we have video of this insane argument. [Above the Law]

    * Take the quiz: Drug or Pokemon character. [The Volokh Conspiracy / Washington Post]

    * Prosecutor wants to withdraw evidence rather than reveal how the cops got it. That doesn’t sound shady at all. [Slate]

    * Professor Richard Sander keeps riding that “affirmative action is bad because it lets in dumb (minority) kids” train. [TaxProf Blog]

    * Shearman & Sterling partner Richard Hsu interviews Tae Hea Nahm, a former partner at Wilson Sonsini who moved from law to venture capitalism. [Hsu Tube]

    * Bloomberg BNA launches a new product, Bloomberg Law: Banking, to provide legal and business intelligence for banking professionals. [Bloomberg BNA]

    * Buffalo attorney Alfonzo Cutaia took time lapse video of the Lake Erie lake effect from his office window. It’s gone viral, and it’s pretty clear why. That’s some messed up weather right there. [YouTube]

    9 Comments / / Nov 20, 2014 at 5:01 PM
  • Prostitution2

    Bar Exams, Biglaw, Lateral Moves, Law Schools, Morning Docket, Partner Issues, Prostitution, Public Interest, Screw-Ups, Small Law Firms, Student Loans

    Morning Docket: 11.19.14

    * Morgan Lewis may be pretty pleased with itself now that it gets to gobble up most of Bingham McCutchen’s partners, but some day soon, it may be forced to “choke a bit” on remains of the dying firm’s carcass. [Philadelphia Business Journal]

    * Yesterday, we wondered what would happen to Bingham McCutchen’s brand new back-office operation in Kentucky. Now, the pieces are starting to come together. We may have more on this interesting development later. [Am Law Daily]

    * A Connecticut criminal defense firm’s managing partner who teaches at UConn Law was picked up in a prostitution sting last week. At least he’s got the skills to represent himself. [Connecticut Law Tribune]

    * The NCBE thinks bar exam takers were “less able” than in prior years, but the organization seems to have forgotten that ExamSoft was “less able” to perform its one freaking job. [Bloomberg Businessweek]

    * You must be whacked in the mind if you think law school tuition has anything to do with public service loan forgiveness. Law school tuition is high because people are still willing to pay for it. [Huffington Post]

    24 Comments / / Nov 19, 2014 at 9:02 AM
  • Jonathan Dach

    Politics, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals, Women's Issues

    In Further Defense Of Jonathan Dach, The Yale Law Grad Dragged Into A Sex Scandal

    A prominent accuser of Jonny Dach turns out to have a prostitution problem of his own.

    98 Comments / / Oct 31, 2014 at 1:46 PM
  • Jonathan Dach

    Politics, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals, Women's Issues

    In Defense Of Jonathan Dach

    Is Yale Law School graduate Jonny Dach getting a bum rap?

    107 Comments / / Oct 21, 2014 at 5:36 PM
  • Jameis_Winston_2013

    Food, Football, Non-Sequiturs, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 10.13.14

    * Florida State QB Jameis Winston is still in a heap of legal trouble and it turns out his best legal move might just be to drop out. It’d save him the trouble of getting demolished by Mississippi State. [Sports Illustrated]

    * A follow-up on the Yale Law/Colombia Prostitution/Secret Service/Obama scandal. An amateur poet was hot on this story from the start and sent cryptic verse about it to a Yale student paper way back in the day. [Ivy Gate Blog]

    * Ron Swanson explains lawyers. Best line, “The man who kills me will know.” [Legal Cheek]

    * Remember when the Texas Supreme Court cited Walter from Big Lebowski? Now we have the proper citation form for the occasion. [The Legal Satyricon]

    * Perdue has settled two lawsuits against it over the use of the phrase “humanely raised.” Apparently its chickens were “not that.” [Salon]

    * One lawyer explains why it’s high time we eliminate this holiday. [Katz Justice]

    18 Comments / / Oct 13, 2014 at 5:05 PM
  • prostitute prostitution

    Politics, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals

    Yale Law Students Love Hookers

    Sex, corruption, hypocrisy, oh my! And yet, should anyone even care about this? The answer is “yes,” but not for any of the reasons you’ll hear from the nattering nabobs….

    79 Comments / / Oct 9, 2014 at 12:11 PM
  • Teresa and Joe Giudice

    Abortion, Celebrities, Eliot Spitzer, Legal Ethics, Non-Sequiturs, Prisons, Prostitution, Supreme Court, Women's Issues

    Non-Sequiturs: 10.02.14

    * Real Housewives of Cell Block D. Joe Giudice sentenced to 41 months. [Fox News]

    * New practice area in Alabama: Fetus lawyer. There’s potential there, but is it viable? [Slate]

    * The Supreme Court is going to hear a prison litigation case. Here’s why that’s important. [Constitutional Accountability Center]

    * Apparently no one is able to hear this case. [The Times-Picayune]

    * Police arrest guy who beat up the man who shot his 16-year-old cousin. Because nobody likes Batman. [DNA Info]

    * The DJ behind Good Morning Vietnam was a lawyer? Interesting. Well, he’s not a lawyer any more. Disbarred! [Law Profession Blog]

    * At what point is it off-limits to talk about sex appeal? Vivia Chen explores this issue after she got some hefty blowback for following President Obama’s lead and commenting on the beauty of California Attorney General Kamala Harris. [The Careerist]

    * Eliot Spitzer’s madame is sentenced to 2 years for selling prescription pills. She was offering some quality stuff, like, 7 diamonds level stuff. [Daily Mail]

    * Lawyer for celebrities exposed in the naked photo hacking scandal known as The Fappening is threatening to sue Google for $100 million. The Fappening? Really? That’s what we’re calling this? [dlisted]

    5 Comments / / Oct 2, 2014 at 5:00 PM
  • prostitute prostitution

    Alex Kozinski, Movies, Non-Sequiturs, Prostitution, Racism

    Non-Sequiturs: 09.16.14

    * Lawyer grabbing drinks in hotel bar accused of being a prostitute by security guards. In fairness, she probably said, “I bill out at $600/hour!” a little too loudly. [The Root]

    * In finance, interns are only there for sex. Probably not how the law will see it. [Dealbreaker]

    * Judge Kozinski found his way into another Atlas Shrugged movie. The true accomplishment of the mega-industrialists is funding two sequels of the first putridly reviewed movie. [Josh Blackman’s Blog]

    * Are you sick and tired of reading about the 10 books that your Facebook friends think will most impress you most influenced them? Here’s a much better question: the 10 Rock Songs that most influenced you… [What About Clients?]

    * New Jersey has a new alimony law. So before you leave your wife for your goomah, check it out capische. [Larry the New Jersey Lawyer’s Cogitations]

    * Meant to write this up as a full post yesterday, but time got away from us. In any event, Geuaxjudge is Geauxone. Judge Michael Maggio, best known for launching racist and sexist comments about Charlize Theron’s adoption, has been fired by order of the Arkansas Supreme Court. [CNN]

    * Following up on this afternoon’s piece about lawyering from home, maybe one overlooked factor is meeting your clients, at least once, in an office. [Law and More]

    * This Friday, the CBLA and the Fordham IP Institute are hosting a visiting high-level legal delegation from China, including multiple judges from the Supreme Court of the PRC, multiple members of the Ministry of Commerce. If you’re interested, RSVP. [Chinese Business Lawyers Association]

    2 Comments / / Sep 16, 2014 at 5:02 PM
  • farmer and lady

    Nude Dancing, Prostitution, Sex

    Wherein We Explore The Legal Difference Between A Stripper And A Prostitute

    Protip: Don’t call the police because a stripper won’t have sex with you.

    21 Comments / / Aug 22, 2014 at 12:18 PM
  • Beyonce mean

    ACLU, Baseball, Google / Search Engines, Intellectual Property, Job Searches, Laurence Tribe, Non-Sequiturs, Prostitution, Sex, Technology, Trademarks

    Non-Sequiturs: 08.15.14

    * Suit filed questioning the parentage of Blue Ivy Carter. Plaintiff claims to be the real… mother? Hm. You’d think that would be pretty easy for everyone to remember. [International Business Times]

    * The Washington D.C.-area NFL team has filed suit to get its trademark back. They think the USPTO are Indian Givers. [DCist]

    * The ACLU is asking courts to define “freedom of the press” in the wake of Ferguson. I understand their impulse, I just don’t think they’re gonna like the answer. [Fox2Now]

    * A 71-year-old lawyer allegedly called two escorts over to his house and they asked for more money. Even for rich lawyers it’s the principle of the thing. [South Florida Lawyers]

    * Sad to see Professor Larry Tribe join the “let’s blame the teachers instead of funding public schools” parade. But now that he’s become a high-profile supporter of ending tenure for those teaching the young, perhaps he’ll renounce his own tenure. Or at least fight to revoke it from all his colleagues. [National Law Journal]

    * A Colombian lawyer is suing FIFA for $1.3 billion over bad officiating. Of all the things FIFA deserves to get sued over, this isn’t making the list. [Washington Post]

    * Congratulations to Rob Manfred, a Harvard Law grad formerly of Morgan Lewis, on his promotion to MLB Commissioner. He will continue the proud tradition of keeping us bored all summer long while we wait for football to come back. [New York Times]

    * New lawsuit says Google kept records of plans to infringe intellectual property… on Post-Its. Unwise. Office supplies are for back-to-school shopping, not writing down wrongful acts. [Valleywag]

    * If you’re a current 3L or a law grad about to come off a clerkship, NOAA has a job opportunity for you. Imagine how exciting it will be when the next Sharknado happens! [USAJobs via NOAA]

    13 Comments / / Aug 15, 2014 at 4:48 PM
  • Dominatrix 2

    Craigslist, Prostitution, Sex

    This Dominatrix Needs A Lawyer. Any Volunteers?

    You need a job, she needs your help. It’s a good match!

    5 Comments / / Jul 9, 2014 at 4:24 PM
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  • dollars lace garter

    Biglaw, Nude Dancing, Partner Issues, Prostitution, Quote of the Day, Sex

    Biglaw Partner Really Enjoys Underground Sex Club

    Of course a Biglaw partner got an invitation to this illegal sex club for high-rollers.

    28 Comments / / Jun 3, 2014 at 3:58 PM
  • Prostitution2

    Biglaw, Cheapness, Drugs, Marijuana, Partner Issues, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals

    Possible Prostitute Patronage Puts Partner In Pickle

    Some Biglaw partners like fine wine, but others prefer fine women — and that’s usually where all the trouble begins.

    32 Comments / / May 20, 2014 at 12:13 PM
  • lawyers sitting on bed

    Contracts, Law Schools, Prostitution, Sex, Sex Scandals

    Law Student Turned Prostitute In Legal Battle Over ‘Sex Contract’ With Lawyer

    Law student unable to pay tuition turns to a life of prostitution. Get the full story here.

    24 Comments / / May 14, 2014 at 1:08 PM
  • Dog and Cat above white banner

    Death Penalty, Mary Jo White, Non-Sequiturs, Prostitution, Rape, Securities and Exchange Commission

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.05.14

    * Pet therapy? This is what you’re doing with your time? This is why Cardozo can’t have nice things. [Cardozo Law]

    * Nobody likes name-calling, but opting for the death penalty just because you don’t want to be called “retarded”? That’s, um, what’s the word I’m looking for? [Cincinnati Enquirer]

    * Remember when Mary Jo White was going to bring teeth to the SEC? Well, that’s all over. [New Republic]

    * Live tweeting a prostitution sting. Yeah there’s no way this could go wrong. [Slate]

    * Law student says cops beat him so hard he lost a testicle. Um. That’s horrible. [KOB]

    * Do you fancy yourself a funny lawyer? Then enter New York’s Funniest Professional competition. Lawyers square off later this month. [Gotham Comedy Club / Manhattan Comedy School]

    * Judge sentences rapist to 45-days and community service… working in a rape crisis center. How could anyone be this tone-deaf? Oh, it’s in Texas? Never mind. [CNN]

    * California lawyers now must promise to be courteous. Play nice, kids. [LA Times]

    * Finally, it’s time to wish a happy birthday to Winston & Strawn’s Jonathan Amoona, who was on the 2014 Forbes 30 Under 30 list. I guess he won’t be anymore. His 30th birthday invitation went out to the managing partner and a bunch of the top rainmakers, which isn’t toolish at all. The invite is available after the jump….

    6 Comments / / May 5, 2014 at 5:02 PM
  • Hookerbot-RF

    Law Professors, Law Schools, Prostitution, Sex, Technology

    Would You Believe Your Law School Tuition Funds Sexbot Research?

    If you think your law school is trying to screw you, well…

    11 Comments / / Apr 22, 2014 at 4:03 PM

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