Sex
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Crime, Health Care / Medicine, Justice
Infecting People With HIV Shouldn't Be A Crime... I Think
The burden in our society is on partners to protect themselves from their imperfect knowledge by insisting on protected sex. -
Federal Judges, Gay, Weirdness
A Federal Judge's Rather Rude Joke About Lesbians
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Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 11.28.16
* The political anger against big banking in general and Wells Fargo, specifically, could hurt their forced arbitration efforts. [Cowboys On The Commons]
* Warner Brothers’s settlement over paying — and not disclosing that fact — influencers to subtly promote its video game Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor. [The Fashion Law]
* The California Bar is considering a ban on client-attorney sex. [Law and More]
* Rumor has it Steve Bannon is totally fine with suppressing black voter turnout. [Huffington Post]
* Yes, the electoral college sucks, but they are still going to elect Donald Trump. [Slate]
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Crime, Movies
'Welcome To New York': An Inside Look At The Dominique Strauss-Kahn Case
Defense lawyer Ben Brafman knew from the start that this case would be a disaster for the DA. -
In-House Counsel, Litigators
5 Tips For In-House Lawyers To Make Discovery Less Painful
Discovery doesn't have to suck (well, at least as much as it so often does). -
In-House Counsel, Labor / Employment
From Bathrooms To Body Art: Emerging Issues In Employment Law
It's hard out here for an employment lawyer. -
Hedge Funds / Private Equity
This Hedge Fund vs. Ex-Employee Lawsuit Has EVERYTHING
Sexual relations with subordinates, deals to turn South American companies into condom factories, gun collections as collateral, AND MORE. -
Federal Judges, Rape
A Detailed Dive Into The Rape Allegations Against A Former Federal Judge
These allegations are now the subject of a $25 million civil suit against the ex-judge. - Sponsored
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Supreme Court
The Sad Final Fate Of Justice Scalia's Vacant Seat
This is what happens when you have horny kids and a recalcitrant Congress... -
Sex, Sex Scandals
Prosecutor Shared 'Intimate' Photos Of Public Defender, Says Complaint
Shady story of hacking and "intimate" pics in alleged love triangle. -
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American Bar Association / ABA, Sex, Technology
This Week In Legal Tech: Showdown At The ABA Over Free Law And Free Sex
Ignorance of the law excuses no one; is it fair, then, that citizens should have to pay for the law they are obliged to know? -
Pro Se Litigants, Rudeness, State Judges, Television
Greatest Transcript Ever Turned Into Greatest Cartoon Ever
Obscenity-laced courtroom transcript given star treatment by Rick and Morty.
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Pro Se Litigants, Rudeness, Sex, State Judges
The Best Transcript Of All Time? You Be The Judge.
The defendant was jaw-droppingly rude, although the judge wasn't great either. -
Family Law, Health Care / Medicine, Kids
I Want To Put A Baby In You: #1 Sperm Donor
Ladies, get in line quickly -- this professor thinks he might be getting too old to donate more sperm. -
Politics, Sex
A Person's Sex Is Not A Matter Of Local Control
Should a person’s legal gender really flip when they cross state or county lines? -
Law Schools, Prostitution
Using Sex Work To Fund Law School: One Woman's Story
Sex work is certainly one way to pay for law school... -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 05.05.16
* Florida public defender disbarred over sex and drugs with inmates. Amazingly, this is not just an update of this story about… a Florida public defender allegedly caught banging an inmate. What’s going on with these Florida public defenders? [NY Daily News]
* Law firms know they need to radically change their model and yet haven’t done anything about it. But they’re telling GCs it’s the clients’ fault for not pushing firms harder to change. Holy blame the victim, Batman. [Law360]
* As some of you may have heard by now, Milbank Tweed is ditching its downtown home for relatively law firm-free Chelsea. Cue Steve Winwood: “Back on the High Line again…” [Real Estate Weekly]
* Law school rechristening its building over its namesake’s KKK ties. Political correctness run amok — remember when you could support lawless acts of terrorism against minorities and be venerated by institutions of higher learning? [CBS News]
* Judge Alan Simon has already received a suspension after a commission found a “history of bullying and verbally abusing court staffers” and now he may be losing his job. [Law360]
* Cass Sunstein explains the Constitution with Darth Vader’s help. As it turns out he’s got a book about it too (affiliate link). [National Law Journal]
* A panel discusses the labor and employment implications of legalized marijuana. Pretty sure Afroman already covered these when he intoned: “I was gonna go to work but then I got high/I just got a new promotion but I got high/now I’m selling dope and I know why yea hey/cause I got high/cause I got high/cause I got high.” [Corporate Counsel]
* A breakthrough, “gotcha” moment on cross-examination in a big case is such a holy grail achievement of Matlockian proportions that we should celebrate it whenever it happens. Skadden managed to net one in a $2.1 billion suit this week. [Litigation Daily]
* Kirkland & Ellis offering “emotional fitness training” at its offices. Pretty sure the curriculum for Biglaw attorneys should be a primer on Wheaton’s Law and this video with the word “baseball” replaced with “law.” [Kirkland & Ellis]
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Masturbation, Sex
This Horny Lawyer's Strangely Moving Sex Diary Has A 'Happy Ending'
A married lawyer gets a massage with a "happy ending" -- and confesses to his wife. You won't believe what happens next.... -
Politics, Sex
Ted Cruz Is No Fan Of Dildos
Ted Cruz really argued the important issues while Solicitor General of Texas...