* Indiana’s ban on Planned Parenthood funding means a change in providers, not in services, for women on Medicaid. The only problem is that the new provider is a coat hanger. [New York Times]
* Utah’s new law against being sexy is being fought by an attorney who looks like he just wants to keep those damn hookers off his lawn. [Washington Post]
* You’d think that with a giant clock around his neck, Flavor FLAAAAAAAV would know that it’s time to help a brother out on his fried chicken restaurant debt. [Businessweek]
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* Would you want a woman referred to as a “square tit Grinch” stripping at your club? Apparently Scores does, and they’re willing to sue over it. [New York Daily News]
* Jersey Shore’s latest lawsuit is The Situation v. The Confrontation. The courts might want to think about consolidating these ridiculous lawsuits to In re The Retardation. [National Ledger]
* The release of The Hangover: Part II may be delayed thanks to a copyright infringement claim. When reached for comment, Mike Tyson said: “I want your heart! I want to eat your children!” [Daily Mail]
* With his cast of drug-addled celebrity clientele, Martin Singer could start a new realty television show. We’ll call it Suing with the Stars. Celebrity Rehab is already taken. [New York Times]