* Really me lawyer mateys. All this pirate talk is highly fictional. Real pirates were just sea-criminals. [National Geographic]
* Behold Dancing with the Stars after sunset. Nancy Grace be performing, you’ll recognize her as the Kraken taking screen time from Hope Solo. [ABC]
* Unless The ABA makes Illinois Law walk the plank, I don’t really care about what the school is doing to turn its statistics into honest labour. [Constitutional Daily]
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* Avast, it’s texts from last night for law students. [You know you’re in law school]
* Disaster on the high seas happens during a quest for treasure and plunder. Disaster in the air happens to people might as well be auditioning for a Red Bull commercial. [Litigation and Trial]
* Netflix should hire Kash as a first mate. [Not So Private Parts]