Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? (No bows ever! Stay away from bows — they “look messy.” Go back to the advice on blouses and start over.)
After remedying the horrors of their visible panty lines, female students at Duke Law might consider the fact that they (a) aren’t wearing the right bras, and (b) even if they are, they likely have no idea how to clean them. Apparently all of these women sprouted breasts when they decided to enroll in law school, and their mommies never explained to them how to wash their newly-purchased training bras. What sad times we live in.