Caption Contest Finalists: Futures Made, Bank Accounts Crippled

With advertisements like this, it's no wonder law schools are getting sued over employment statistics.

By Staci Zaretsky on March 20, 2013 12:04 pm

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….

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Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. … through our partnerships with Starbucks, Wal-Mart, and McDonalds.

B. They misspelled measly.

C. “There are over 240 Beasley Graduates, and just about all of us will be going pro, in something other than law.”

D. * 92% placement rate based on metrics established by the Cooley Law School Job Placement Survey.

E. Futures Made: Competing with People in India to Code Documents in West Virginia.

F. No, you got the punctuation all wrong:

“Futures made?
9.2% Career Placement Rate For Beasly School of Law Graduates!!!”

G. Not to be outdone, Villanova took out a billboard at the next stop touting its 106% employment rate.

H. They misspelled “Future Maids.”