* How often are you sitting around wondering about all the legal ins-and-outs of the assassination of James Garfield? Wonder no more. [The Legal Geeks]
* A love poem with citations to the U.C.C. You know, if you never plan on getting laid again. [Law Poetry]
* Justice Kagan dials 867-5309. [Slate]
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* Underage models in New York are now covered by child labor laws. In related news, American Apparel stops making any ads whatsoever. [Fashionista]
* When a bank nixes your merger, just go ahead and do it another way and bury the bank’s opinion. There’s not much the SEC can do about it anyway. [Dealbreaker]
* Pepper Hamilton’s Nina Gussack is making it rain. [The Careerist]
* Eric Posner has no beef with the NSA. [Constitutional Daily]
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* States: The New (Patent) Troll Slayers [Slate]