Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:
After much controversy, let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…
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Here are the finalists — and this time around, because there was such an uproar, you’re getting the best of the least sexist and misogynistic submitted captions (warning: some are still on the borderline):
A. Sister Wives, LLP
*With offices in Salt Lake City, Ogden, Provo, and now HONEYVILLE.B. From Left to Right:
Melissa, the tough one
Sarah, the rebel
Marissa, the shy one
Mark, the one with the penis
Sandra, the boss
Jennifer, the flirt
Diana, the Giantess
Vanessa, the class clown
Alice, the . . . HOLY F**K, YOUR LEG IS ON FIRE!!!!!C. “I don’t retain a law firm very often, but when I do, it’s this firm.”
–Dos Equis guy
D. Skirting the law to get you off.
F. On the next season of Big Love . . .
G. Pictured: A guy who takes a vacation every 4th week or so.
H. Juries only award them 70 cents for every dollar they award to male-dominated firms.
Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, JULY 28, at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern time). Thanks!
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