Caption Contest Finalists: Biglaw In A Bottle

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo (click to enlarge):

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

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Here are the finalists (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few of the more underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. Side effects may include uncontrollable crying, self-loathing, weight gain, and alcoholism.

B. “Why would I need this? They told me at OCI that they have the best work-life balance of any firm.”
-2L

C. Suddenly, the Perkins Coie folks began to realize they had terribly misunderstood the trending “Energy Law” sector.

D. We’d rather have S’mores.
–Everyone who received this jerk-off lotion from Perkins

E. Contains Rohypnol. To help you “get a jump on your competition.”

F. Guess they scrapped the original title, “5 Billable Hour Energy Drink.”

G. Branded five hour energy drink rather than an eightball? Man, the champagne era really IS dead.

H. Please drink responsibly*
*Not suitable for diabetics, children, persons sensitive to caffeine, and WMU-Thomas M. Cooley grads.

I. Acquired in Perkins Cole’s merger with New Mexico firm Pinkman Heisenberg, this supplement is guaranteed to keep the clients coming back.

J. I preferred the PER-loCO.

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thank you very much!