Are You Boning Your Secretary? Vault Wants To Know... For Science!

A new survey is gathering info on office romances in the legal profession...

love-of-booksAs we creep toward Valentine’s Day, our friends at Vault have decided it’s time to gather all the lurid details of your office sex life. It’s not, you know, like gathering intelligence on salaries and fringe benefits, but apparently Vault wanted a break from such mundane topics to read everyone’s personal Penthouse Letters.

“I never thought it would happen to me, but in my doorway stood my managing partner. A coy smile on her lips, she said she needed to discuss a tender offer…”

Some folks recently got this in their inboxes:

Office Romance

Have you had affairs with a superior? A subordinate? Did you do it in the office? Did someone catch you? We’ll know the answers to these questions and more when Vault releases their accumulated data. Last year’s results proved that lawyers screw around all over the office so we shouldn’t expect anything different this time.

By the way, the link is here if you’re interested in sending Vault your insights.

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