Morning Docket: 03.28.16

* Kimberly Kitchen, the woman who was parading around and pretending to be a lawyer for a decade before she was caught in the act, was recently convicted of forgery, unauthorized practice of law, and felony records tampering. On the bright side, at least she doesn't have six figures worth of law school debt to worry about right now. [WSJ Law Blog] * President Obama published an op-ed in praise of SCOTUS nominee Merrick Garland on AL.com, pleading with Alabamians to let their senators know that it's their duty to give Scalia's would-be replacement a hearing and a vote, lest we "jeopardize our system of justice, hurt our democracy, and betray the vision of our founding." [AL.com] * Who is the real Merrick Garland? Not only does he have a “résumé that makes you want to cry," but he's also a pretty endearing gent. He used to want to be a doctor, he loves singing show tunes, and he was once so nervous when officiating a wedding that he began the ceremony before the bride even walked down the aisle. [New York Times] * "We are heartened by this development and look forward to the Committee making this request directly ... as is standard practice." Republicans may be willing to accept Merrick Garland's nominee questionnaire, but the White House has yet to receive one from Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley or Senator Patrick Leahy. [BuzzFeed] * Judge Pamela A.M. Campbell, who presided over Hulk Hogan v. Gawker, has had more decisions reversed on appeal than any other judge in her county, but "a judge who's not afraid to make a decision and a not afraid to be reversed, is quite naturally going to be reversed more, and that doesn't mean the judge is not a good judge." [Tampa Bay Times] * A judge has ruled that Ropes & Gray, the firm that once represented ex-New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez, must turn over the murder convict's cellphone to his new attorneys so they can analyze it for his defense in the double murder case he's being prosecuted for by the Suffolk County DA's Office in Massachusetts. [Boston Herald]