You got to do something in life. I won’t work as often, but if the court is in a jam, if they need somebody, I’ll fill in. It’s in my blood.
— Senior Magistrate Judge James Stocklas of the Northampton County District Court in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, explaining that he won’t be retiring from his job, even though he’s now a multimillionaire. Stocklas recently won the state’s $291.4 million Powerball jackpot, and he decided to accept his winnings in a one-time, lump-sum payment totaling $191,470,307.58. Congratulations, Your Honor!