Let's Play Cards Against Lawyers

Which one do you think is the best?

cards against lawyers1I’ve been to about a million legal conferences, okay, that is a gross exaggeration, but I’ve been to my fair share. A key part of every event is wandering through the exhibition hall, where all the vendors, eager to sell you their latest software or service, have set up booths. Their booths give away pens, highlighters, and all variety of branded swag.

At the recent Legal Marketing Association’s annual conference, marketing specialists at Cubicle Fugitive were giving out something different. They had Cards Against Lawyers, a take on the party game Cards Against Humanity. There are prompt cards and potential answers; each player gets five cards and you use them to make the funniest statements.

We took a spin at playing the game at the Above the Law headquarters, plied ourselves with alcohol, and had a fun evening. In the spirit of sharing, here are some of the most entertaining prompts and answers, which one do you think is the best?

I got _____ for my bonus this year.

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I'm a lawyer, of course I bill using _____.

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No, YOU can't handle _____!

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I get by with a little help from _____.

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You'll find _____ under a judge's robe.

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I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.

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Kathryn Rubino is an editor at Above the Law. Feel free to email her with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter (@Kathryn1).