Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 04.06.16

* Gawker asks judge to reduce or set aside the $140.1 million Hogan verdict. That's nice to offer the judge avoid a humiliating reversal on appeal. And yet I've seen Wrestlemania, so expect the doomed judge to hit Nick Denton over the head with a chair while he isn't looking before this gets better. [Capital New York] * Ramon Fonseca assures the world that all of its operations were legal. Sure. I mean, cockfighting is still legal in Panama so this might not be the most ringing affirmation. [NBC News] * The Stoli trademark battle may be headed to the Supreme Court. That's absolut-ly crazy. [Law360] * There's an unauthorized Walking Dead theme restaurant out there in case you had a hankering for some possum and cheese whiz and there's no Carl's Jr. nearby. [Litigation Daily] * Which Biglaw firms are making big bucks off baseball season? [The Am Law Daily] * Eric Conn, dubbed "Mr. Social Security" arrested on federal charges that his immense success is due less to his legal acumen than "paying a doctor and a judge to rubber-stamp false disability claims using phony medical evidence." Remember when he hired Miss Congeniality USA as a PR flack? Those were happier days. [ABC News] * North Carolina releases its February bar exam results. So we know of at least 201 people who couldn't let the championship game spoil their high. You may say, "well Duke students weren't going to be devastated by the game." Silly rabbit, Duke kids aren't taking the February exam. [Bar Exam Stats]

By Joe Patrice on April 06, 2016 9:05 am

Flag_of_Panama* Ramon Fonseca assures the world that all of its operations were legal. Sure. I mean, cockfighting is still legal in Panama so this might not be the most ringing affirmation. [NBC News]

* Gawker asks judge to reduce or set aside the $140.1 million Hogan verdict. That’s nice to offer the judge avoid a humiliating reversal on appeal. And yet I’ve seen Wrestlemania, so expect the doomed judge to hit Nick Denton over the head with a chair while he isn’t looking before this gets better. [Capital New York]

* The Stoli trademark battle may be headed to the Supreme Court. That’s absolut-ly crazy. [Law360]

* There’s an unauthorized Walking Dead theme restaurant out there in case you had a hankering for some possum and cheese whiz and there’s no Carl’s Jr. nearby. [Litigation Daily]

* Which Biglaw firms are making big bucks off baseball season? [The Am Law Daily]

* Eric Conn, dubbed “Mr. Social Security” arrested on federal charges that his immense success is due less to his legal acumen than “paying a doctor and a judge to rubber-stamp false disability claims using phony medical evidence.” Remember when he hired Miss Congeniality USA as a PR flack? Those were happier days. [ABC News]

* North Carolina releases its February bar exam results. So we know of at least 201 people who couldn’t let the championship game spoil their high. You may say, “well Duke students weren’t going to be devastated by the game.” Silly rabbit, Duke kids aren’t taking the February exam. [Bar Exam Stats]