Lawyerly Lairs

Lawyerly Lairs: Justice Neil Gorsuch’s House, On The Market For $1.7 Million

This house is handsome and conservative -- just like its owner, Justice Neil "Silver Fox" Gorsuch.

Justice Gorsuch is an avid outdoorsman; he enjoys skiing, fly fishing, and horseback riding. In fact, Neil and Mary Louise Gorsuch raise horses, chickens, and goats — which might explain why their three-acre parcel features a three-stall barn and paddocks:

Hey, it’s hay! How many of NMG’s fellow justices even know what to do with hay?

I think you’re supposed to feed it to horses, but I’m not sure:

In case you’re wondering, yes, the property is zoned to permit the raising of horses (per the listing). Had Neil Gorsuch engaged in illegal raising of horses, the Democrats would have been all over that at his confirmation hearings, right up there with their invocations of the frozen trucker.

Let’s finish our tour with a little aerial surveillance. If the police can do it without a warrant, pursuant to Supreme Court precedent, then so can we!

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