Mila Stauffer
Mila Stauffer is only two years old, but she knows what she wants to do with her life, and as she would say, it’s got the entire internet “shook.”
In a viral video that’s been viewed almost 3 million times, Mila rants to her mother, Katie Stauffer, about her first day of preschool. In addition to her complaints about the teacher being “shady” and the kids being “insane” — they were apparently throwing staplers, pooping everywhere, and peeing on each other — Mila had a serious bone to pick with her mother about having to go to preschool at all.
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“So yesterday, my mom had some news for me. She signed me up for preschool,” she says, sighing dramatically. “I told her I want to go to law school. She was like, ‘No, Mila. You’re only 2.'” Check out the super cute video below:
Don’t worry, Mila. We’re sure that there are plenty of law schools that would accept you right now, even at the tender age of two. The students might still be insane, but at least they won’t be peeing all over each other.
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SEE IT: Adorable 2-year-old rants about first day of preschool – ‘The teacher is shady, kids are insane’ [New York Daily News]
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