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HERE'S AN INTERVIEW WITH AUTHOR AND JUDGE MICHAEL PONSOR: Not to be confused with Judge Richard Posner. As I did, repeatedly, as I struggled to give even a passing concern to work-related issues today. Lat has an interview the the best-selling novelist. AHH, HERE'S THE RICHARD POSNER STORY: See... It's CONFUSING right? You have to be fully paying attention two realize we wrote about two different white male judges today, instead of just one omnibus story about both of them. And who the hell is paying attention the Thursday before Christmas? Joe has this thing on POSNER. I NEED MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS FIRM'S BONUSES: I feel like if people are being screwed in Texas they're less likely to tell us about it because they think we'll just make fun of Texas. Which, like, is not wrong. But we still want to know more about Haynes and Boone's bonuses. SPEAKING OF BONUSES, HAS YOUR FIRM EVEN ANNOUNCED THEM YET? If they have and they're not in this chart, tell Staci. If they have and you are just generally pissed about them, also tell Staci. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF READING SOMETHING? It might be easier over the holidays to check out some of these legal podcasts. Cause, honestly, who wants to sit at their desk and read anything the next two weeks? I certainly won't be... [whispering], I mean Above the Law will be publishing all throughout the holidays, so please don't forget to read us [bang head onto desk repeatedly]. Here are the podcasts.