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IF YOU GO TO THESE LAW SCHOOLS, YOU WON'T PASS THE BAR: But, they might earn you a deferment from whatever war we're about to get into. DON MCGAHN WANTS OUT OF THIS DOOMED ENTERPRISE: I'm not sure why he should be allowed off this sinking ship, having already done so much to lead us into the iceberg. TRUMP SAYS HE WANTS A LINE-ITEM VETO: I decided to remind President Trump that the line-time veto has already been ruled unconstitutional, but that's because I forget that he's functionally illiterate. TIFFANY TRUMP'S BREAKUP: What's the point of dating when the end is so near? THIS LAW FIRM AD IS FUNNY: Don't show it to John Bolton, though. There are brown people in it that he'll surely try to bomb at some point. JOIN US FOR TRIVIA AND DRINKS IN D.C.: We're going to be there next Tuesday, which is about as far out as is worth planning these days.

By Elie Mystal on March 23, 2018 6:42 pm

IF YOU GO TO THESE LAW SCHOOLS, YOU WON’T PASS THE BAR: But, they might earn you a deferment from whatever war we’re about to get into.

DON MCGAHN WANTS OUT OF THIS DOOMED ENTERPRISE: I’m not sure why he should be allowed off this sinking ship, having already done so much to lead us into the iceberg.

TRUMP SAYS HE WANTS A LINE-ITEM VETO: I decided to remind President Trump that the line-time veto has already been ruled unconstitutional, but that’s because I forget that he’s functionally illiterate.

TIFFANY TRUMP’S BREAKUP: What’s the point of dating when the end is so near?

THIS LAW FIRM AD IS FUNNY: Don’t show it to John Bolton, though. There are brown people in it that he’ll surely try to bomb at some point.

JOIN US FOR TRIVIA AND DRINKS IN D.C.: We’re going to be there next Tuesday, which is about as far out as is worth planning these days.