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Horny 1L Texts Law School Transcript Screenshot In Failed Hookup Bid

The real hero is obviously the woman who put this on social media.

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Your eyes aren’t deceiving you… that’s an A- in Legal Writing.

As chicken and the egg questions go, one of the most enduring is whether 1L year breaks students by throwing them into a vortex of grade-driven status seeking in a mad dash for illustrious summer jobs, sterling journal assignments, and the prestigious clerkships or if they were just sanctimonious pricks all along.

Ponder that riddle as we check in on one law student whose failed efforts to woo a Boston lass ended up going viral.

Presumably the standard Boston romance begins with regurgitating Gordon Wood and evolves into a delicate dance about how the uproar over spying on the Bengals or stealing signs in the World Series is just a vast conspiracy by “the haters.” This law student took a different tack:

Amazingly the fact that someone thought a transcript would have some panty-dropping influence isn’t the most embarrassing part of this episode. It’s that someone thought a partial transcript would have some panty-dropping influence. Not to knock an A in Contracts and an A- in Legal Writing but don’t try to DM me until that Civ Pro grade gets posted.

Our 1L Casanova appears to be leaving Beantown for Nashville for the next five months based on the message at the very bottom of the page (I actually missed that at first — blowing this thing up took a toll on my eyesight).

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Alas it appears — since she immediately posted this exchange to social media — that our 1L struck out this time. She was probably stealing signs. Hopefully that A can get him some offer and acceptance back in Nashville.

HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.

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