ALERT: If You Care About Your Right To Not Wear A Mask, This Law Firm Is Ready To Take Your Call
Something to send all your friends still dumb enough not to wear a mask.
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Every day we see another video of an oppressed middle-aged woman unable to go to the grocery store without having to put on a mask. And as these injustices pile up, we’re seeing armed protesters swarm state capitol buildings and patriotic cable news personalities bemoan the arrival of fascism on America’s shores.
It’s only a matter of time until someone lodges a lawsuit against the local Quik-E-Mart for requiring patrons to wear masks. Once the governor gives the all-clear, data be damned, anyone trying to make you wear a mask… well, that’s got to be a Don’t Tread On Me moment, right?
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The Taylor Defense Firm has a new ad, reaching out to anyone out there who might be contemplating such a lawsuit:
“Dimwitted disease vector.” Fantastic.
Unfortunately, we live in a world of elected judges and I’m 90 percent sure someone is going to drive a mom-and-pop out of business with one of these frivolous suits, bankrupting them on legal fees before they can ever see vindication at the appellate stage.
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Joe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.
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