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'Doctor' Jenna Ellis About To Need Real Doctors As COVID Racks Trump's Elite Strike Force

And she may have spread it to the White House? Shocker!

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Hot on the heels of Rudy Giuliani testing positive for COVID after farting his way through a Michigan legislative hearing, his comrade on the Elite Strike Force, Jenna Ellis, is now reportedly telling colleagues that she’s got the virus as well. If you’re not a doctor, you may find it hard to believe that someone sitting maskless next to a sputtering disease vector for hours on end could contract the illness. But Jenna Ellis is not a doctor, despite her best efforts to pretend that her J.D. entitles her to that honor, so here we are.

This diagnosis has reportedly rankled White House staff who spent Friday partying maskless with Ellis because the Trump administration held a holiday party for senior staff because they refuse to stop passing around COVID like mono at summer camp. Because they simply must own the libs, you see.

Flying a little under the radar in this Axios report about grumbling senior staffers annoyed with Ellis is the fact that all these dolts showed up for the party too! Sure, they didn’t know Ellis was going to bring COVID into their tent, but that’s kind of like being mad that someone brought syphilis to your bareback Saturnalia orgy — maybe the problem was you all along. Ellis was certainly careless with the virus, and therefore deserves more blame than most victims, but she’s not as much the villain for catching the bug as the White House is for continuing to hold these events after Amy COVID Barrett’s party nearly killed the whole West Wing.

In any event, Ellis is about to get a harsh lesson in why we put that “doctor” respect on the M.D.s out there.

Earlier: Lawyers Calling Themselves ‘Doctor’ Is Still Stupid: Trump Lawyer Edition

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